Thread of Hate

I hate people who smoke in their car but for some reason think their car is too good to keep their finished cigarettes in. Seriously, quit throwing your f'ing butts out the window. If you can smoke in the car, you can keep your f'ing butts too!!
When people flick buds that land on my car it makes me want to have my brother drive his truck in front of them while I shovel hot charcoal ash on their car.
Some punk in a newer duramax did this to me once. Rolled black all over me at a stop light. I was in my old beater '87 chev with a cattle guard. Yeah, it pissed me off to the point that I rearended his a$$ doin bout 15. Busted both his tailites and ruined his tailgate and bumper. Got out, said sorry and handed him my insurance card. :lol:

Barely a scratch on my 'ole girl.

 
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I hate on office food days when people don't bring anything, and yet still eat everything in sight.
I hate on office food days when people don't bring anything, and yet still eat everything in sight.
Back when we had food days, that was a huge pet peeve of mine. It's always the same bastards too.

What I don't understand is, how do they not realize everyone is staring them down? Bastards!
Why dont you guys quit bein little chicken sh#t pussies about it and say something. Put a stop to it. Be a f'ing hero god damnit.
I would rather him look like a d!(k and mooch off people, then me be a d!(k and yell at him in front of everyone. :dunno

 
I hate on office food days when people don't bring anything, and yet still eat everything in sight.
I hate on office food days when people don't bring anything, and yet still eat everything in sight.
Back when we had food days, that was a huge pet peeve of mine. It's always the same bastards too.

What I don't understand is, how do they not realize everyone is staring them down? Bastards!
Why dont you guys quit bein little chicken sh#t pussies about it and say something. Put a stop to it. Be a f'ing hero god damnit.
LOL. I would but since I'm a member of management, that sh#t wouldn't fly.

 
Well that sucks. You both are taking the high road. That's nice of you. Me on the otherhand? I'm the mooch.

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We have that problem in my office, only it's management that does it. And the big boss' favorite word is, "INSUBORDINATION!!!"

Not worth the hassle.

Also, I make better food than they do, and I'd rather eat what I bring than any reheated cardboard garbage they might bring.

 
Everytime this one guy in my office gets done using the bathroom he will shut the door behind him (one person bathroom) and leave the light on. I hate that, I don't know why he does it or what the motive would be. Even when he's not taking a dump, just baffles me.

 
I hate few things but I find it annoying when people habitually preface things with "I'll be honest with you". Are they being dishonest when they don't start by saying "I'll be honest with you"? If I'm in a conversation with someone and they use that phrase, I'm going to do my best Leslie Nielsen imitation and start prefacing my replies with "Thanks for being honest with me, yada yada". When they stop using it then I'll switch to "I can't tell if you're being honest, yada yada".

 
I hate few things but I find it annoying when people habitually preface things with "I'll be honest with you". Are they being dishonest when they don't start by saying "I'll be honest with you"? If I'm in a conversation with someone and they use that phrase, I'm going to do my best Leslie Nielsen imitation and start prefacing my replies with "Thanks for being honest with me, yada yada". When they stop using it then I'll switch to "I can't tell if you're being honest, yada yada".
I aint gonna lie. That drives me nuts too.

 
I hate few things but I find it annoying when people habitually preface things with "I'll be honest with you". Are they being dishonest when they don't start by saying "I'll be honest with you"? If I'm in a conversation with someone and they use that phrase, I'm going to do my best Leslie Nielsen imitation and start prefacing my replies with "Thanks for being honest with me, yada yada". When they stop using it then I'll switch to "I can't tell if you're being honest, yada yada".
I aint gonna lie. That drives me nuts too.
Thanks for being honest with me. Dude in cubicle next to me says it often. I don't interact with him but I'm trying to get other people to be thankful for his honesty :) . See how long it takes him to catch on.

 
I hate few things but I find it annoying when people habitually preface things with "I'll be honest with you". Are they being dishonest when they don't start by saying "I'll be honest with you"? If I'm in a conversation with someone and they use that phrase, I'm going to do my best Leslie Nielsen imitation and start prefacing my replies with "Thanks for being honest with me, yada yada". When they stop using it then I'll switch to "I can't tell if you're being honest, yada yada".
I aint gonna lie. That drives me nuts too.
Thanks for being honest with me. Dude in cubicle next to me says it often. I don't interact with him but I'm trying to get other people to be thankful for his honesty :) . See how long it takes him to catch on.
I dont think you got it.

I hate few things but I find it annoying when people habitually preface things with "I'll be honest with you". Are they being dishonest when they don't start by saying "I'll be honest with you"? If I'm in a conversation with someone and they use that phrase, I'm going to do my best Leslie Nielsen imitation and start prefacing my replies with "Thanks for being honest with me, yada yada". When they stop using it then I'll switch to "I can't tell if you're being honest, yada yada".
I aint gonna lie. That drives me nuts too.
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I dont think you got it.

I hate few things but I find it annoying when people habitually preface things with "I'll be honest with you". Are they being dishonest when they don't start by saying "I'll be honest with you"? If I'm in a conversation with someone and they use that phrase, I'm going to do my best Leslie Nielsen imitation and start prefacing my replies with "Thanks for being honest with me, yada yada". When they stop using it then I'll switch to "I can't tell if you're being honest, yada yada".
I aint gonna lie. That drives me nuts too.
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I think I got it. You agreed with me but ironicly prefaced your reply with something similar. I thought it was funny but since "I ain't gonna lie" and "I'll be honest with you" are equivalent, my deadpan response works in both cases - Thanks for being honest with me. Am I missing something? :)

 
Headed down to PCB cramped as a mofo. 5 people jammed in a car with more bags than you can imagine (that's what happens with 3 girls). On top of that this chick brought a damn gun because we are going to be in east St. Louis at a friends house for a few hours tonight. A f'ing GUN

 
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