The Dude's Intermittent Tips for an Improved Quality of Life

Tip #12:

Don't get raped and/or murdered and/or stabbed.
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Tip #11:

Once you consider 3/4 of the bacon melts away when you cook it, it costs about half as much to put a nice ribeye or strip steak next to your eggs these days. Pound for pound.

 
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