*** HB Misc Topic bullsh#t Thread ***

GSG5545 said:
Stumpy1 said:
A buddy of mine is getting a divorce and his wife wants it to be a partial divorce...WTF is a partial divorce. From what he is telling me, she wants to be able to go do whatever she wants and still have him provide for her and pay her child support while she still lives in the same house as him.
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Sounds like she wants to wear the pants in the family. The break-up pants.

:lol:

 
ADS said:
NUance said:
  • Listens to obscure indie-rock bands
  • Collects and wears old felt fedoras
  • Smokes a pipe (tobacco, damnit!_______________/usually.)
  • Always spouting off about weird philosophies and theories
  • Buys and wears vintage clothing. Like old bowling shirts and suit jackets.

A friend of mine pointed out that I do all these things. Because of this she claims I'm a hipster. What? Am I a hipster??

I told her that if I am a hipster, it's because hipsters copy me. Not because I embrace being a hipster. :lol:
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Do you dress like this Nuance?

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How about this?

 
ADS said:
NUance said:
  • Listens to obscure indie-rock bands
  • Collects and wears old felt fedoras
  • Smokes a pipe (tobacco, damnit!_______________/usually.)
  • Always spouting off about weird philosophies and theories
  • Buys and wears vintage clothing. Like old bowling shirts and suit jackets.

A friend of mine pointed out that I do all these things. Because of this she claims I'm a hipster. What? Am I a hipster??

I told her that if I am a hipster, it's because hipsters copy me. Not because I embrace being a hipster. :lol:
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Do you dress like this Nuance?

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NUance is a hipster! NUance is a hipster!

 
ADS said:
NUance said:
  • Listens to obscure indie-rock bands
  • Collects and wears old felt fedoras
  • Smokes a pipe (tobacco, damnit!_______________/usually.)
  • Always spouting off about weird philosophies and theories
  • Buys and wears vintage clothing. Like old bowling shirts and suit jackets.

A friend of mine pointed out that I do all these things. Because of this she claims I'm a hipster. What? Am I a hipster??

I told her that if I am a hipster, it's because hipsters copy me. Not because I embrace being a hipster. :lol:
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Do you dress like this Nuance?

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Somewhat:

Skinny jeans? lol. No. Regular jeans? Yes.

Facial hair? Sort of. I'm sportin' two days beard growth today at work. Which is typical.

Shoes? Not sneakers. I'm wearing old Rockaport loafers. Sometimes I wear steel toed leather work shoes in the office.

Hat? Yes. I have a fedora much like the one in pic #2. I have about 15 vintage hats--mostly fedoras.

Scarf? Uhh, no. Unless it's really cold, like in February.

Long sleeved flannel/patterned shirt? Sure, in the winter. I have a knit collared tee shirt on now. From a golf course in South Dakota.

Big glasses? Ha ha! No way. I wear wire rim glasses, when I wear glasses. But I do have an old-timey set of horn rimmed Ray Bans.

Hair? Right now I have Krammer hair. Fairly disheveled. About two weeks past needing a haircut.

 
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NUance said:
  • Listens to obscure indie-rock bands
  • Collects and wears old felt fedoras
  • Smokes a pipe (tobacco, damnit!_______________/usually.)
  • Always spouting off about weird philosophies and theories
  • Buys and wears vintage clothing. Like old bowling shirts and suit jackets.

A friend of mine pointed out that I do all these things. Because of this she claims I'm a hipster. What? Am I a hipster??

I told her that if I am a hipster, it's because hipsters copy me. Not because I embrace being a hipster. :lol:
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You're only a hipster if you do those things to be ironic.

 
The Dude said:
NUance said:
  • Listens to obscure indie-rock bands
  • Collects and wears old felt fedoras
  • Smokes a pipe (tobacco, damnit!_______________/usually.)
  • Always spouting off about weird philosophies and theories
  • Buys and wears vintage clothing. Like old bowling shirts and suit jackets.

A friend of mine pointed out that I do all these things. Because of this she claims I'm a hipster. What? Am I a hipster??

I told her that if I am a hipster, it's because hipsters copy me. Not because I embrace being a hipster. :lol:
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You're only a hipster if you do those things to be ironic.
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Not on purpose. I've been told I'm naturally a very ironic person. No wait. That's moronic. Nevermind.

:lol:

 
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