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Mr. Accountability said:
He smells like Hedley. Seriously. I think it needs to be checked on. Not the Hedley that Hedley became, but rather the Hedley that was Hedley when no one liked Hedley. The Hedley that everyone wanted gone before he became the Hedley that some miss. That Hedley. I think he couldnt help but revert back to his old tactics.
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I once got head while in bed...

 
Mr. Accountability said:
ZRod said:
Mr. Accountability said:
He smells like Hedley. Seriously. I think it needs to be checked on. Not the Hedley that Hedley became, but rather the Hedley that was Hedley when no one liked Hedley. The Hedley that everyone wanted gone before he became the Hedley that some miss. That Hedley. I think he couldnt help but revert back to his old tactics.
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I once got head while in bed...
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Just once?

Loser.
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With your mom!

 
ZRod said:
Mr. Accountability said:
ZRod said:
Mr. Accountability said:
He smells like Hedley. Seriously. I think it needs to be checked on. Not the Hedley that Hedley became, but rather the Hedley that was Hedley when no one liked Hedley. The Hedley that everyone wanted gone before he became the Hedley that some miss. That Hedley. I think he couldnt help but revert back to his old tactics.
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I once got head while in bed...
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Just once?

Loser.
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With your mom!
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My mom's dead a-hole.

 
Mr. Accountability said:
ZRod said:
Mr. Accountability said:
ZRod said:
Mr. Accountability said:
He smells like Hedley. Seriously. I think it needs to be checked on. Not the Hedley that Hedley became, but rather the Hedley that was Hedley when no one liked Hedley. The Hedley that everyone wanted gone before he became the Hedley that some miss. That Hedley. I think he couldnt help but revert back to his old tactics.
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I once got head while in bed...
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Just once?

Loser.
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With your mom!
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My mom's dead a-hole.
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not really though.

 
ZRod said:
Mr. Accountability said:
Mr. Accountability said:
My mom's dead a-hole.
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not really though.
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That's always the best come back for a 'your mom' joke. Had a kid pull it on me once and I felt like sh#t till I remembered he was talking about her the day before. I've used it ever since. The faces people make are priceless when you tell them that.
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I've had people try to use that on me. I always take it a step further and be a real prick, sayin "and who's problem is that?" or "I didnt think I was THAT hard on her".

Of course one time I did that and she really was dead. Circle of life I guess.

 
Mr. Accountability said:
ZRod said:
Mr. Accountability said:
Mr. Accountability said:
My mom's dead a-hole.
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not really though.
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That's always the best come back for a 'your mom' joke. Had a kid pull it on me once and I felt like sh#t till I remembered he was talking about her the day before. I've used it ever since. The faces people make are priceless when you tell them that.
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I've had people try to use that on me. I always take it a step further and be a real prick, sayin "and who's problem is that?" or "I didnt think I was THAT hard on her".

Of course one time I did that and she really was dead. Circle of life I guess.
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Reminds me of the saddest f'ing video ever.

 
Mr. Accountability said:
ZRod said:
Mr. Accountability said:
Mr. Accountability said:
My mom's dead a-hole.
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not really though.
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That's always the best come back for a 'your mom' joke. Had a kid pull it on me once and I felt like sh#t till I remembered he was talking about her the day before. I've used it ever since. The faces people make are priceless when you tell them that.
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I've had people try to use that on me. I always take it a step further and be a real prick, sayin "and who's problem is that?" or "I didnt think I was THAT hard on her".

Of course one time I did that and she really was dead. Circle of life I guess.
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I was just making "your mom" jokes at NUance yesterday, but I lost my mom in 2011. If he'd come back with a joke about my mom I wouldn't have said anything - I'm the one who started it.

Still... man it sucks to lose your mom. Figured I had another 20 years with her. Lots of stuff I didn't say, didn't do.

Pretty much fuck cancer.

 
knapplc said:
Mr. Accountability said:
ZRod said:
Mr. Accountability said:
Mr. Accountability said:
My mom's dead a-hole.
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not really though.
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That's always the best come back for a 'your mom' joke. Had a kid pull it on me once and I felt like sh#t till I remembered he was talking about her the day before. I've used it ever since. The faces people make are priceless when you tell them that.
Click to expand...
I've had people try to use that on me. I always take it a step further and be a real prick, sayin "and who's problem is that?" or "I didnt think I was THAT hard on her".

Of course one time I did that and she really was dead. Circle of life I guess.
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I was just making "your mom" jokes at NUance yesterday, but I lost my mom in 2011. If he'd come back with a joke about my mom I wouldn't have said anything - I'm the one who started it.

Still... man it sucks to lose your mom. Figured I had another 20 years with her. Lots of stuff I didn't say, didn't do.

Pretty much fuck cancer.
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I almost lost my dad a couple years ago. Years of smoking, emhazima, combined with a really bad case of pneumonia all but killed him. He's an old hard a$$ farm kid who let it go and let it go, was finally minutes from death when we finally got him to go. Wound up in intensive care for 4 days. His lungs were so full of crap and fluid that the ventricle pumping to the lungs was backing up and causing catastrophic heart failure. He was literally minutes from going down. Watching him lay there was hard as hell because he's always been that "he-man" type. Sorry for your loss in the midst of these jokes. Those days are hard to swallow. The future scares me. Though he quit smokin on the spot, he's still not in good shape at all. When the doctor tells your mom that she needs to prepare for the fact that she's gonna outlive your dad by many years, it's a pretty eye gouging moment.

 
knapplc said:
Still... man it sucks to lose your mom. Figured I had another 20 years with her. Lots of stuff I didn't say, didn't do.

Pretty much fuck cancer.
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Sort of on a tangent but this last season of Futurama had an episode where Fry had to go into his dreams and play back his last day before he was frozen. Anyway the whole time he just wants to spend it with his family and his mom in particular, and at the end he finally gets to sit down with her in HER dream. I'm not afraid to say it choked me up the last 2 times I watched it. I can't imagine what I'd do if I didn't get to see my parents again.

 
I lost my old man when I was 30..and my mother when I was 39. Make each day count.

 
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