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Canada Has Turned Air Hockey Into A Drinking Game

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Going to GF's family's christmas for the first time. She's trying to get me excited by saying stuff like "Everyone will be there, including all of my cousins!" and "Everyone pretty much talks and yells nonstop" and "My family is so crazy" ...and I'm sitting here going "kill me now, or at least sometime before December 25th"

Hey at least there will be booze

 
tschu said:
Going to GF's family's christmas for the first time. She's trying to get me excited by saying stuff like "Everyone will be there, including all of my cousins!" and "Everyone pretty much talks and yells nonstop" and "My family is so crazy" ...and I'm sitting here going "kill me now, or at least sometime before December 25th"

Hey at least there will be booze
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right away, punch the biggest cousin square in the face to establish dominance early.

 
sd said:
tschu said:
Going to GF's family's christmas for the first time. She's trying to get me excited by saying stuff like "Everyone will be there, including all of my cousins!" and "Everyone pretty much talks and yells nonstop" and "My family is so crazy" ...and I'm sitting here going "kill me now, or at least sometime before December 25th"

Hey at least there will be booze
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right away, punch the biggest cousin square in the face to establish dominance early.
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Maybe I'll pee on the tree too. Mark my territory.

 
tschu said:
sd said:
tschu said:
Going to GF's family's christmas for the first time. She's trying to get me excited by saying stuff like "Everyone will be there, including all of my cousins!" and "Everyone pretty much talks and yells nonstop" and "My family is so crazy" ...and I'm sitting here going "kill me now, or at least sometime before December 25th"

Hey at least there will be booze
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right away, punch the biggest cousin square in the face to establish dominance early.
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Maybe I'll pee on the tree too. Mark my territory.
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just do not exhibit any fear or inhibition. no matter what.

 
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I am the dominant male when I wear my bearskin coat. Or not.
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/ it looks like the one in the pic--which is actually a buffalo skin coat.

 
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Sunday night is the best night to go Christmas shopping. Or any shopping for that matter. Doesn't interfere with anything important you might have planned and most importantly, all of the stores and malls are pretty much empty. Yes I know I'm borderline antisocial, but shopping of any kind stresses me out more than any other activity

 
tschu said:
Going to GF's family's christmas for the first time. She's trying to get me excited by saying stuff like "Everyone will be there, including all of my cousins!" and "Everyone pretty much talks and yells nonstop" and "My family is so crazy" ...and I'm sitting here going "kill me now, or at least sometime before December 25th"

Hey at least there will be booze
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Hot cousins?

 
GSG5545 said:
So the shooter at Arapahoe High was pissed because he wasn't co-capt of the debate team anymore? Wow

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It really isn't all that surprising that there was a stupid reason for his actions. It has been going on forever. Think back 15 years or so about the mother that had the murder plot set up because he daughter didn't make a Texas HS cheerleading team.

The game is the same. Just different players.

 
tschu said:
Going to GF's family's christmas for the first time. She's trying to get me excited by saying stuff like "Everyone will be there, including all of my cousins!" and "Everyone pretty much talks and yells nonstop" and "My family is so crazy" ...and I'm sitting here going "kill me now, or at least sometime before December 25th"

Hey at least there will be booze
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Sounds a lot like my family. If you show up at Christmas, expect some hazing.

 
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