Help me with this date I have tonight

[ADS]

I've been seeing this girl for about a month now, we met at our companies Holiday party and have been seeing each other ever since. We have a dinner date tonight, and I wanted to see if my HB buddies have any good tips to make this night extra special.

Be gentle...

 

[GSG]

GOTTA SHOW HER THE GIRTHWORM

 

[Ratt Mhule]

I need to see pics of her before I can be of any help.

 

[GSG]

BEING SUPER SERIAL RIGHT NOW:

1. WHERE IS THE DATE?

2. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

3. MAKE SURE YOU BATHE

4. DO SOME 'SHUPS AND/OR CURLS BEFORE TO GET THE GUNS PRIMED

 

[Ratt Mhule]

But its either bang her or dump her...depending on the picture...

 

[ADS]

OKAY, SHE'S PRETTY ATTRACTIVE. WE WERE THINKING ABOUT GOING TO SOMEPLACE IN THE HAYMARKET, I'M WEARING A FLANEL BECAUSE f#*k IT.

 

[Landlord]

women notice the little things

open up doors (including car door)

compliment her appearance

ask her opinion on what she wants to do but be the one that makes decisions

etc.

then pee in her butt

 

[GSG]

women notice the little things

open up doors (including car door)

compliment her appearance

ask her opinion on what she wants to do but be the one that makes decisions

etc.

then pee in her butt

I HAVEN'T HEARD ANYONE SAY "PEE IN HER BUTT" SINCE COLLEGE!! LOL

 

[The Dude]

Landlord is a smooth operator who knows what the ladies like.

 

[Ratt Mhule]

No more #singlelife for ADS.

 

[ADS]

You guys have been a lot help, and thanks to Landlord for the pee in the butt suggestion.

 

[MLB 51]

You guys have been a lot help, and thanks to Landlord for the pee in the butt suggestion.

GO EASY ON THE COLOGNE BRO.

 

[GSG]

You guys have been a lot help, and thanks to Landlord for the pee in the butt suggestion.

GO EASY ON THE COLOGNE BRO.

YEAH. COUPLE SQUIRTS ON EACH SIDE OF YOUR NECK AREA WILL DO. SPRAY IT ON YOUR SKIN TOO. LASTS LONGER AND IT WILL SMELL BETTER WHEN YOU'RE GETTING "HEATED UP"

 

[Count 'Bility]

Do they really like to have their butt pee'd in? And is it something you should ask about before hand, or just do it?