The Sick Burn Thread.

[RedRedJarvisRedwine]

Polo was cheerleader at an all boys school.

 

[walksalone]

Polo tries to insult people using references in common usage by 13 year old girls...

 

[NUpolo8]

Jarvis likes his steaks well done.

Walks brings portobello mushrooms to a BBQ for burgers.

 

[walksalone]

Polo thinks Velveeta is a fine cheese

 

[NUpolo8]

Walks brings his own peanuts to baseball games.

 

[walksalone]

Polo wishes he had nuts

 

[RedRedJarvisRedwine]

Polo wears tighty whiteys cause he prefers a blank canvas

 

[Minnesota_husker]

LOMS goes to a bar to meet a girl and then gets kicked out for being too Canadian

Knapp kisses and tells

Tschu puts the seat down, every time.

 

[RedRedJarvisRedwine]

1995 Redux drinks his tap beer with his pinky in the air. Tres douche!

 

[Redux]

Jarvis only drinks Appletinis because it makes him feel fancy

 

[carlfense]

Polo's favorite craft beer is Shocktop.

walksalone prefers grilling indoors.

sd'sker's' favorite part of a Husker game is the Pepsi bottle race.

 

[The Dude]

carlfense is neither a Carl nor a fence.

 

[carlfense]

carlfense is neither a Carl nor a fence.

True.

The Dude isn't.

 

[RedRedJarvisRedwine]

The Dude isn't a Dude at all.

 

[sd'sker]

carlfense only gets his news from buzzfeed.