The Sick Burn Thread.

[Scratchtown]

Creighton Duke pierced his tip.

 

[Redux]

Creighton Duke told Coach Power T he pierced his tip just so he would take him to prom

 

[Creighton Duke]

^^^^^^

Not funny by either of you. I hate to say it, but try harder.

 

[NUpolo8]

Creighton Duke thinks Sixpence None the Richer is a jewel of the 90's.

 

[NUance]

NUance hurts peoples feelers

Redux has the entire "Sex in the City" series on Blu-ray.

 

[NUance]

NUance doesn't get the subtle humor in this thread.

Mavric lacks automobile maintenance skills. But is skillful at tire rotation.

 

[walksalone]

Polo used to be Milli Vanilli's fluffer

 

[Landlord]

walks doesn't even know the lyrics to Vanilla Ice's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles rap

 

[walksalone]

Landlord day dreams about being double teamed by the lead singers of Creed and Nickelback

 

[The Dude]

Polo used to be Milli Vanilli's fluffer

"used to be"?

 

[Redux]

NUance went to Baskin Robins and only tried 14 flavors

Creighton Duke feels like Dukes of Hazzard was better with Coy and Vance

 

[Creighton Duke]

Creighton Duke thinks Sixpence None the Richer is a jewel of the 90's.

Just because the song came on in the bar last night and just because I sand along doesn't mean that I think that band is a "jewel"...

 

[NUance]

NUance went to Baskin Robins and only tried 14 flavors

Each morning Redux ties his shoes while saying, ""Bunny ears, bunny ears, playing by a tree. Criss-crossed the tree, trying to catch me. Bunny ears, Bunny ears, jumped into the hole, popped out the other side beautiful and bold."

 

[NUpolo8]

The Dude once saw Five Iron Frenzy open for Jars of Clay.

 

[carlfense]

Creighton Duke's frosted tips don't quite match the color of his puka shell necklace.