Who should we go get then Polo? What coach would come here? Even Jim Grobe turned us down. Houston Nutt, turned us down...
This is always a fun conversation.
Person 1: Give me a list of names!
Person 2: *gives list of names*
Person 1:
Hyperbole much?
Usually person 1 asks for a reasonable list of candidates that would actually come here. Then person 2 starts listing Saban, Meyer, Harbaugh, and a bunch of other guys that have no connection to and no interest in coming here. And the statement is made that if "you pay them enough you can get them," the texa$$ and U$C coaching searches be damned and ignored, because, well, we're Nebraska, and I'm a Nebraska fan, so because I want something it must be so.