The "Outrageously Idiotic Past the Point of Comprehension" Statements Thread

[NUpolo8]

Cry me a river.

This whole forum needs therapy.

It's ok Knapp, point to the area on the doll where NUPolo8's Tubbery joke hurt you.

 

[walksalone]

B) Bane was a f*cking idiot. Why are you going to go through all that to get back at Batman, just f*cking kill him..

Because Batman didn't fear death, he welcomed it... His punishment must be more severe.

Yeah, but to go to that extent, why not just find one person that means something to him. Capture Batman, then force Batman to watch that person get slowly tortured...

To go through all the grandiose stuff to find out it was just a revenge plot, actually made me say, "are you f*cking kidding me"

 

[sd'sker]

Yeah, but to go to that extent, why not just find one person that means something to him. Capture Batman, then force Batman to watch that person get slowly tortured...

To go through all the grandiose stuff to find out it was just a revenge plot, actually made me say, "are you f*cking kidding me"

the whole revenge twist was pretty unnecessary.

 

[walksalone]

I don't want Bill Callahan back.
And the two share differences and similarities, which I'm not rehashing here. And I think a lot of what tradition embracing Bo did do came at the request/edict of his boss.

Either way. I know you're not doing trying to do that. It is after all, just a message board and it's a little silly to get really mad over anything.

I didn't think so, because If you did, then I would have to think you're a prime candidate for a labotomy.

I don't think that it was at the request of his boss. Bo had to realize that things would be easier on him if embraced the tradition, instead of going the Clownahan route.

 

[NUpolo8]

Yeah, but to go to that extent, why not just find one person that means something to him. Capture Batman, then force Batman to watch that person get slowly tortured...

To go through all the grandiose stuff to find out it was just a revenge plot, actually made me say, "are you f*cking kidding me"

the whole revenge twist was pretty unnecessary.

Probably a ploy to tie all three together, I mean the whole League of Shadows thing was totally abandoned in the dark knight.

The third movie looks completely different if Heath. Ledger doesn't die, probably.

 

[NUpolo8]

I don't want Bill Callahan back.

And the two share differences and similarities, which I'm not rehashing here. And I think a lot of what tradition embracing Bo did do came at the request/edict of his boss.

Either way. I know you're not doing trying to do that. It is after all, just a message board and it's a little silly to get really mad over anything.

I didn't think so, because If you did, then I would have to think you're a prime candidate for a labotomy.

I don't think that it was at the request of his boss. Bo had to realize that things would be easier on him if embraced the tradition, instead of going the Clownahan route.

Yeah I don't agree with that. But who knows.

This thread is going to give me schizophrenia.

 

[ZRod]

B) Bane was a f*cking idiot. Why are you going to go through all that to get back at Batman, just f*cking kill him..

Because Batman didn't fear death, he welcomed it... His punishment must be more severe.

Yeah, but to go to that extent, why not just find one person that means something to him. Capture Batman, then force Batman to watch that person get slowly tortured...

To go through all the grandiose stuff to find out it was just a revenge plot, actually made me say, "are you f*cking kidding me"

That person died in the last movie, he had nothing left to lose but the city. It wasn't really a revenge plot as much as it was Tate picking picking up where her father failed.

Of course I liked the movie, but it wasn't as good as the Dark Knight. Really it's the only movie where I actually enjoyed the happily ever after ending, but that's probably because everyone said Batman died before I saw it on opening night.

*edit* Holy crap Polo has a good point as well.

 

[walksalone]

Yeah, but to go to that extent, why not just find one person that means something to him. Capture Batman, then force Batman to watch that person get slowly tortured...

To go through all the grandiose stuff to find out it was just a revenge plot, actually made me say, "are you f*cking kidding me"

the whole revenge twist was pretty unnecessary.

Probably a ploy to tie all three together, I mean the whole League of Shadows thing was totally abandoned in the dark knight.

The third movie looks completely different if Heath. Ledger doesn't die, probably.

I concur. If Ledger doesn't die, they can really get more in depth into the Joker, even to the point where they could have squeezed a prequel out of it, that would have sold well...

 

[NUpolo8]

I don't want Bill Callahan back.

And the two share differences and similarities, which I'm not rehashing here. And I think a lot of what tradition embracing Bo did do came at the request/edict of his boss.

Either way. I know you're not doing trying to do that. It is after all, just a message board and it's a little silly to get really mad over anything.

I didn't think so, because If you did, then I would have to think you're a prime candidate for a labotomy.

I don't think that it was at the request of his boss. Bo had to realize that things would be easier on him if embraced the tradition, instead of going the Clownahan route.

I think ultimately one of the biggest differences about my thoughts Callahan that differ from most here is that once that time happened I wasn't scared of it anymore. It was bad, it hurt the program, and then it was over. Then someone came in who was grass green with clear flaws and it was immediately improved.

USC survived the Hackett years and that came after a change similar to us where they resurrected their Pope in the hopes of "restoring the order" if you will.

Either way I'm not afraid of change. Some here appear to be deeply scarred by Bill Callahan when he should probably be the biggest proof of all that one coach isn't bigger than the program.

/tangent over

/let's be friends.

 

[Count 'Bility]

Jesus titty f'ing......

 

[RedRedJarvisRedwine]

I ran over a squirrel this morning. I got out of the car to finish him off. Had a mouth full of nuts.

R.I.P. - little fella......Tell Joan Rivers....sup!

 

[Redux]

Ok, the reason the whole revenge plot was in the movie was because it tied up the League of Shadows story started in movie one. This was not translated as well on the big screen since it was first introduced in the comics. Squeezing this story into the third movie probably confused alot of people but I completely expected her turn at the end.

The shipping Batman away thing was a wee drawn out and him healing a broken back via sex swing may have been unbelievable. But overall the third installment was awesome imo. Had Ledger lived, man, it would have been over the top. The Joker would have been leading a seperate piece of anarcy after the loonies were let loose. What could have been.

 

[sd'sker]

i was hoping for more of a knighfall story line. focus on passing the mantle. and the twist was just so forced. you have a popular actress forced into a storyline, of course she is going to be a back stabber. quite literally in this case.

but, at the end of the day, it was awesome and i will probably try to convince my wife to watch all three this weekend.

 

[Count 'Bility]

i was hoping for more of a knighfall story line. focus on passing the mantle. and the twist was just so forced. you have a popular actress forced into a storyline, of course she is going to be a back stabber. quite literally in this case.

but, at the end of the day, it was awesome and i will probably try to convince my wife to watch all three this weekend.

 

[sd'sker]

use the vernacular of the job you want, not the job you have.