NUpolo8
Banned
Dicking around in the top ten portion of the Woodshed gave me this idea. Huskerboard has always has it's share of fellows that just irked everyone (yes I'm making this fully self aware. Sometimes things like this are fun). Since I shudder at the amount of time I've spent here, I thought I'd give my list of the bottom 10. Many of these guys are pre Purge of 2007, so you'll just have to trust me. And never speak of the Purge. The Purge was hard, you guys.
10. BoomerSooner
-Qualifications: Avatar was a gif of the Callahan throatslash. Possibly retarded OU fan. Classic rival troll
-Current poster most comparable: Bucky/Excel, but not really. Sooner only appeared during losses to OU or to troll when OU didn't get slammed with sanctions.
9. HuckFuskers
-Qualifications: Beta version of rival troll. Ron Prince knob polisher, made the creator of this board so annoyed he made a Woodshed post that remains pinned, even with gauche grammar gaffes. Frequently reminded everyone Freeman decommitted from us even though we didn't really care. Disappeared when Ron Prince did, never to return. Used term "Fuskers"
Current poster most comparable: Not really applicable. The unfortunate result of new rivalries and an increase in the academic rigor of our conference has sadly culled most of our most inbred posters. It's sad really.
8. EZ-E
-Qualifications: Compulsive troll on Huskerboard and on social media. Claimed to be an insider yet best inside knowledge was proved to be the interiors of mid sized compacts you could take from Eppley Airfield to Lincoln. Looked the part. Coached soccer.
Current poster most applicable: 1995 Redux. This seems harsh because I actually enjoy talking with Redux, whereas EZ made you want to destroy the internet. Plus Redux doesn't call out Jason Peter on twitter, because he is a person capable of reasonable thought.
7. HuskerJen
-Qualifications: Huskerboards first gender dysphoric poster. Owner of man hands. Complete scourge of the recruiting forum (this is a common theme among most of these. Never go to the shadowy place that is the recruiting forum, young Simbas)
Current poster most applicable: sd'sker. Never trust apostrophists, you guys.
6. Nirvana
-Qualifications: regional cage fighter with molestor mustache. Internet tough guy. Revealed true identity to much ridicule.
Current poster most applicable: Devnet/BlitzFirst. A slap fight between the two would end with thousands dead, you guys.
5. Bugeater
-Qualifications: Staunch Callahan hater before it was cool and was something Huskerboard DID NOT LIKE. Kickstarted the Purge of 2007 by running a huge victory lap in the 2007 Mizzou game thread about how right he was, created a sockpuppet asking why he got banned, then created a third sockpuppet as a pro-Callahan troll right before the CU game. Yeah. He was fun.
-Current poster most like: Husker99. I know he's gone, but you get the idea.
4. Wifi
-Qualifications: Internet famous college football poster who led the Woodshed on the strangest journey I've ever seen. Destroyed the recruiting forum. Naturally strong.
-Current poster most like: whatever sockpuppet he is now.
3. IBLEEDRED
-Qualifications: The ultimate insider. Seeeeecret holder of Sam Keller info because of asu ties. PM him for info. Bank it!
Current poster equivalent: I am I/Coach Power T, too many coaching references to be ignored.
2. Benard
-Qualifications: Spoke in garbled sentence fragments ripping all things Nebraska from 04-08. Was literally never happy. Made little sense.
Current Poster Equivalent: TheSker. You'd knock me over with a feather if they were the same person.
And......here-we-go........
1. FormerFan
Qualifications: Unending chaser of posts that expressed any modicum of a silver lining during the Callahan years. Original Walksalone foe. Dropped a blueprint of "I'm a Nebraska fan, not a (insert coach X here) fan) for everyone for years to come. Sockpuppet master post ban.
Current poster equivalent: (looks around) Hey no! Not me! I HAVE SALIENT POINTS. we are going with Abdullah the Butcher.
-----and now for the fun part, the comments!
NEW ADDITION:
-FLU/Louisiana Husker/Kid Nickels/Nebraskan Assassin/Cream of the Crop/Sock Puppet
Qualifications: unending, relentless, admirably prolific sockpuppet creator. Originally banned for threatening a woman to fisticuffs, this user of IP addresses and probable net neutrality supporter has a voice and DEMANDS HUSKERBOARD HEARS HIS VOICE. Yet another example of how the recruiting forum is the Dementors Kiss of this board. That forum steals your soul. Possible stalker of 8th grader with "Louisiana Speed"
Current poster most applicable: well, I suppose that's part of the game, isn't it? He could be any one of us, or any of the newer members. We shall be ever vigilant, and ever wary, for it's FLU season, you guys.
10. BoomerSooner
-Qualifications: Avatar was a gif of the Callahan throatslash. Possibly retarded OU fan. Classic rival troll
-Current poster most comparable: Bucky/Excel, but not really. Sooner only appeared during losses to OU or to troll when OU didn't get slammed with sanctions.
9. HuckFuskers
-Qualifications: Beta version of rival troll. Ron Prince knob polisher, made the creator of this board so annoyed he made a Woodshed post that remains pinned, even with gauche grammar gaffes. Frequently reminded everyone Freeman decommitted from us even though we didn't really care. Disappeared when Ron Prince did, never to return. Used term "Fuskers"
Current poster most comparable: Not really applicable. The unfortunate result of new rivalries and an increase in the academic rigor of our conference has sadly culled most of our most inbred posters. It's sad really.
8. EZ-E
-Qualifications: Compulsive troll on Huskerboard and on social media. Claimed to be an insider yet best inside knowledge was proved to be the interiors of mid sized compacts you could take from Eppley Airfield to Lincoln. Looked the part. Coached soccer.
Current poster most applicable: 1995 Redux. This seems harsh because I actually enjoy talking with Redux, whereas EZ made you want to destroy the internet. Plus Redux doesn't call out Jason Peter on twitter, because he is a person capable of reasonable thought.
7. HuskerJen
-Qualifications: Huskerboards first gender dysphoric poster. Owner of man hands. Complete scourge of the recruiting forum (this is a common theme among most of these. Never go to the shadowy place that is the recruiting forum, young Simbas)
Current poster most applicable: sd'sker. Never trust apostrophists, you guys.
6. Nirvana
-Qualifications: regional cage fighter with molestor mustache. Internet tough guy. Revealed true identity to much ridicule.
Current poster most applicable: Devnet/BlitzFirst. A slap fight between the two would end with thousands dead, you guys.
5. Bugeater
-Qualifications: Staunch Callahan hater before it was cool and was something Huskerboard DID NOT LIKE. Kickstarted the Purge of 2007 by running a huge victory lap in the 2007 Mizzou game thread about how right he was, created a sockpuppet asking why he got banned, then created a third sockpuppet as a pro-Callahan troll right before the CU game. Yeah. He was fun.
-Current poster most like: Husker99. I know he's gone, but you get the idea.
4. Wifi
-Qualifications: Internet famous college football poster who led the Woodshed on the strangest journey I've ever seen. Destroyed the recruiting forum. Naturally strong.
-Current poster most like: whatever sockpuppet he is now.
3. IBLEEDRED
-Qualifications: The ultimate insider. Seeeeecret holder of Sam Keller info because of asu ties. PM him for info. Bank it!
Current poster equivalent: I am I/Coach Power T, too many coaching references to be ignored.
2. Benard
-Qualifications: Spoke in garbled sentence fragments ripping all things Nebraska from 04-08. Was literally never happy. Made little sense.
Current Poster Equivalent: TheSker. You'd knock me over with a feather if they were the same person.
And......here-we-go........
1. FormerFan
Qualifications: Unending chaser of posts that expressed any modicum of a silver lining during the Callahan years. Original Walksalone foe. Dropped a blueprint of "I'm a Nebraska fan, not a (insert coach X here) fan) for everyone for years to come. Sockpuppet master post ban.
Current poster equivalent: (looks around) Hey no! Not me! I HAVE SALIENT POINTS. we are going with Abdullah the Butcher.
-----and now for the fun part, the comments!
NEW ADDITION:
-FLU/Louisiana Husker/Kid Nickels/Nebraskan Assassin/Cream of the Crop/Sock Puppet
Qualifications: unending, relentless, admirably prolific sockpuppet creator. Originally banned for threatening a woman to fisticuffs, this user of IP addresses and probable net neutrality supporter has a voice and DEMANDS HUSKERBOARD HEARS HIS VOICE. Yet another example of how the recruiting forum is the Dementors Kiss of this board. That forum steals your soul. Possible stalker of 8th grader with "Louisiana Speed"
Current poster most applicable: well, I suppose that's part of the game, isn't it? He could be any one of us, or any of the newer members. We shall be ever vigilant, and ever wary, for it's FLU season, you guys.
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