The "Outrageously Idiotic Past the Point of Comprehension" Statements Thread

[Count 'Bility]

Go read anything Bowfin has said today in the Analyzing Tim Beck thread. Too many posts to copy into here but one good one was:

Quote:

Beck should be fired for no other reason than the fact that he refuses to talk to the press, and by default the fans

#entitled

#process

 

[Redux]

Count bility -- you dam right, man. Some yall's tend ta over analyzation dis shiggidy, so I break it down lije yo momma take it down, so check dis:

We ain't done play nobody yet! And when we dam did, we got whoomped on by michgan state! All yall wit da denying saying Aw hell, scoreboard , we lost by 5, one play from da win----all straight up shiggidy!!

Here da stat dat aint be lyin 47 muthafuggidy rushin yards and grand daddy Abdullah under 2 yards per freakin no Heisman a$$ winnin carry per yard u know .

We play somebody of substance -- and we get xposed.

We beat up on da weenies like it ain't no thang .. and if that be yo thang, den hell, u be lovin it, but it ain mcD.

 

[StPaulHusker]

Count bility -- you dam right, man. Some yall's tend ta over analyzation dis shiggidy, so I break it down lije yo momma take it down, so check dis:

We ain't done play nobody yet! And when we dam did, we got whoomped on by michgan state! All yall wit da denying saying Aw hell, scoreboard , we lost by 5, one play from da win----all straight up shiggidy!!

Here da stat dat aint be lyin 47 muthafuggidy rushin yards and grand daddy Abdullah under 2 yards per freakin no Heisman a$$ winnin carry per yard u know .

We play somebody of substance -- and we get xposed.

We beat up on da weenies like it ain't no thang .. and if that be yo thang, den hell, u be lovin it, but it ain mcD.

This is literally past the point of comprehension. I have no idea what I just read

 

[Count 'Bility]

Count bility -- you dam right, man. Some yall's tend ta over analyzation dis shiggidy, so I break it down lije yo momma take it down, so check dis:

We ain't done play nobody yet! And when we dam did, we got whoomped on by michgan state! All yall wit da denying saying Aw hell, scoreboard , we lost by 5, one play from da win----all straight up shiggidy!!

Here da stat dat aint be lyin 47 muthafuggidy rushin yards and grand daddy Abdullah under 2 yards per freakin no Heisman a$$ winnin carry per yard u know .

We play somebody of substance -- and we get xposed.

We beat up on da weenies like it ain't no thang .. and if that be yo thang, den hell, u be lovin it, but it ain mcD.

This is literally past the point of comprehension. I have no idea what I just read

I quit reading after "Count bility -- you dam right, man"

Not because of the annoying lango, but because that's really all I needed to see.

 

[Hedley Lamarr]

Reading his posts actually causes headaches