The FLU sockpuppet dumpster thread

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[The Cream of the Crop]

Badgers 30 - Huskers 9

Rush: 162

Pass: 132

Same old sloppy play, same old mistakes, same old result.

 

[The Cream of the Crop]

Hate to say it but Bussey's dad is reminding me of that kid's dad in Jerry Maguire

 

[The Cream of the Crop]

Just seems to me that sometimes Nebraska's coaches don't recruit as hard as some other schools. It's almost like they hesitate and wait for someone else to make a move before they do, and by then it's too late. I saw that other Louisiana kid Narcisse got an LSU offer this week. He was dropped in the Nebraska staffs lap when he was in 8th grade and they did nothing, even after seeing him in action vs. Bussey this year. 2500 yards passing and 1000 yards rushing this year as a soph and now he's LSUs to lose because they didn't hesitate. LSU already has a 2018 QB commit as well.

 

[The Cream of the Crop]

Why the heck is Bussey Jr. waiting til now to mention that he's liked the Vols since he was a kid? Would have been nice to know this info in the beginning. Apparently he missed the 98 Orange Bowl

 

[Amac3309]

Why the heck is Bussey Jr. waiting til now to mention that he's liked the Vols since he was kid? Would have been nice to know this info in the beginning. Apparently he missed the 98 Orange Bowl

I have read it a few other places before today that they were his childhood love

 

[Ed Helms]

Just seems to me that sometimes Nebraska's coaches don't recruit as hard as some other schools. It's almost like they hesitate and wait for someone else to make a move before they do, and by then it's too late. I saw that other Louisiana kid Narcisse got an LSU offer this week. He was dropped in the Nebraska staffs lap when he was in 8th grade and they did nothing, even after seeing him in action vs. Bussey this year. 2500 yards passing and 1000 yards rushing this year as a soph and now he's LSUs to lose because they didn't hesitate. LSU already has a 2018 QB commit as well.

Oh great, The Nebraskan Assassin is back...

 

[jsneb83]

Just seems to me that sometimes Nebraska's coaches don't recruit as hard as some other schools. It's almost like they hesitate and wait for someone else to make a move before they do, and by then it's too late. I saw that other Louisiana kid Narcisse got an LSU offer this week. He was dropped in the Nebraska staffs lap when he was in 8th grade and they did nothing, even after seeing him in action vs. Bussey this year. 2500 yards passing and 1000 yards rushing this year as a soph and now he's LSUs to lose because they didn't hesitate. LSU already has a 2018 QB commit as well.

Oh great, Nebraska Assassin FLU is back...

FIFY

 

[Hedley Lamarr]

Just seems to me that sometimes Nebraska's coaches don't recruit as hard as some other schools. It's almost like they hesitate and wait for someone else to make a move before they do, and by then it's too late. I saw that other Louisiana kid Narcisse got an LSU offer this week. He was dropped in the Nebraska staffs lap when he was in 8th grade and they did nothing, even after seeing him in action vs. Bussey this year. 2500 yards passing and 1000 yards rushing this year as a soph and now he's LSUs to lose because they didn't hesitate. LSU already has a 2018 QB commit as well.

Well looks like we have another sock puppet account. Guessing Narcisse is one of your students and you told the staff about it....

 

[teachercd]

Just seems to me that sometimes Nebraska's coaches don't recruit as hard as some other schools. It's almost like they hesitate and wait for someone else to make a move before they do, and by then it's too late. I saw that other Louisiana kid Narcisse got an LSU offer this week. He was dropped in the Nebraska staffs lap when he was in 8th grade and they did nothing, even after seeing him in action vs. Bussey this year. 2500 yards passing and 1000 yards rushing this year as a soph and now he's LSUs to lose because they didn't hesitate. LSU already has a 2018 QB commit as well.

Well looks like we have another sock puppet account. Guessing Narcisse is one of your students and you told the staff about it....

Ha! Is that this guy again???

"Gosh, gee, I let the staff know that an 8th grader was good at football and the staff DID NOTHING"

 

[sd'sker]

Just seems to me that sometimes Nebraska's coaches don't recruit as hard as some other schools. It's almost like they hesitate and wait for someone else to make a move before they do, and by then it's too late. I saw that other Louisiana kid Narcisse got an LSU offer this week. He was dropped in the Nebraska staffs lap when he was in 8th grade and they did nothing, even after seeing him in action vs. Bussey this year. 2500 yards passing and 1000 yards rushing this year as a soph and now he's LSUs to lose because they didn't hesitate. LSU already has a 2018 QB commit as well.

just tell me this: did he have louisiana speed?

 

[Sock Puppet]

Ha! Is that this guy again???

"Gosh, gee, I let the staff know that an 8th grader was good at football and the staff DID NOTHING"

You're obviously missing the point. When we realized Narcisse was special, back in 8th grade, I emailed the coaches (namely Kearney). They told me to send film, so I did. Sent updates throughout the season. When he started for our varsity team as a freshman, I continued to send updates and film. All it would have taken is 5-10 minutes of watching the film to realize the kid is special. I was trying to give Nebraska a head start, yet they did nothing. Then after his freshman year, he want to the LSU camp and MS State camp and was a top performer and gained some exposure. Illinois offered him immediately. So now, in his soph year, he has over 2500 yards passing and 1000 rushing, LSU has seen him play and has offered him, saying he's the best QB in the 2017 class. Nebraska coaches came and saw him when he played Bussey's team. During the game they were saying, "So, tell me about this QB." Well guys, actually I've been telling you about him for over 2 years and you did nothing with it. And that's my point. Other teams, like LSU, do the little things to get the edge. The Nebraska staff sits around and waits for a recruiting service or someone else to make a move. Laugh and tease if you want, but it's things like that that give teams an edge. Nebraska had a golden opportunity because I was pumping Narcisse up about Nebraska, but they dropped the ball. I kept telling him the Nebraska staff would surely be contacting him but they never did, not until halfway through the season this year. Like I said, LSU recruited Zadock (their 2018 QB commit) when he was in 8th grade, so apparently they don't find it funny to have 8th graders mentioned to them. But yeah, keep on laughing.
Oh, and here's my post from a month ago, that nobody wanted to listen to, that I was ridiculed and crucified and banned for:

"I'd be really surprised if Bussey winds up at Nebraska over an SEC school."

Well, whatcha gotta say now? It's not always Sunshine and roses, fellas. Sometimes you need to listen to the truth and read the writing on the wall, even if it's not what you want to hear or read.

 

[PaulCrewe]

Ha! Is that this guy again???

"Gosh, gee, I let the staff know that an 8th grader was good at football and the staff DID NOTHING"

You're obviously missing the point. When we realized Narcisse was special, back in 8th grade, I emailed the coaches (namely Kearney). They told me to send film, so I did. Sent updates throughout the season. When he started for our varsity team as a freshman, I continued to send updates and film. All it would have taken is 5-10 minutes of watching the film to realize the kid is special. I was trying to give Nebraska a head start, yet they did nothing. Then after his freshman year, he want to the LSU camp and MS State camp and was a top performer and gained some exposure. Illinois offered him immediately. So now, in his soph year, he has over 2500 yards passing and 1000 rushing, LSU has seen him play and has offered him, saying he's the best QB in the 2017 class. Nebraska coaches came and saw him when he played Bussey's team. During the game they were saying, "So, tell me about this QB." Well guys, actually I've been telling you about him for over 2 years and you did nothing with it. And that's my point. Other teams, like LSU, do the little things to get the edge. The Nebraska staff sits around and waits for a recruiting service or someone else to make a move. Laugh and tease if you want, but it's things like that that give teams an edge. Nebraska had a golden opportunity because I was pumping Narcisse up about Nebraska, but they dropped the ball. I kept telling him the Nebraska staff would surely be contacting him but they never did, not until halfway through the season this year. Like I said, LSU recruited Zadock (their 2018 QB commit) when he was in 8th grade, so apparently they don't find it funny to have 8th graders mentioned to them. But yeah, keep on laughing. Oh, and here's my post from a month ago, that nobody wanted to listen to, that I was ridiculed and crucified and banned for:

"I'd be really surprised if Bussey winds up at Nebraska over an SEC school."

Well, whatcha gotta say now? It's not always Sunshine and roses, fellas. Sometimes you need to listen to the truth and read the writing on the wall, even if it's not what you want to hear or read.

FLU you have taken over for wifi in my book.

 

[Amac3309]

Ha! Is that this guy again???

"Gosh, gee, I let the staff know that an 8th grader was good at football and the staff DID NOTHING"

You're obviously missing the point. When we realized Narcisse was special, back in 8th grade, I emailed the coaches (namely Kearney). They told me to send film, so I did. Sent updates throughout the season. When he started for our varsity team as a freshman, I continued to send updates and film. All it would have taken is 5-10 minutes of watching the film to realize the kid is special. I was trying to give Nebraska a head start, yet they did nothing. Then after his freshman year, he want to the LSU camp and MS State camp and was a top performer and gained some exposure. Illinois offered him immediately. So now, in his soph year, he has over 2500 yards passing and 1000 rushing, LSU has seen him play and has offered him, saying he's the best QB in the 2017 class. Nebraska coaches came and saw him when he played Bussey's team. During the game they were saying, "So, tell me about this QB." Well guys, actually I've been telling you about him for over 2 years and you did nothing with it. And that's my point. Other teams, like LSU, do the little things to get the edge. The Nebraska staff sits around and waits for a recruiting service or someone else to make a move. Laugh and tease if you want, but it's things like that that give teams an edge. Nebraska had a golden opportunity because I was pumping Narcisse up about Nebraska, but they dropped the ball. I kept telling him the Nebraska staff would surely be contacting him but they never did, not until halfway through the season this year. Like I said, LSU recruited Zadock (their 2018 QB commit) when he was in 8th grade, so apparently they don't find it funny to have 8th graders mentioned to them. But yeah, keep on laughing.
Oh, and here's my post from a month ago, that nobody wanted to listen to, that I was ridiculed and crucified and banned for:

"I'd be really surprised if Bussey winds up at Nebraska over an SEC school."

Well, whatcha gotta say now? It's not always Sunshine and roses, fellas. Sometimes you need to listen to the truth and read the writing on the wall, even if it's not what you want to hear or read.

Oh good this story again clogging up more of the thread