Why not dig up dead Vince Lombardi and install him as HC? Think about it before you react. He'll provide continuity as he will never retire or interview for other jobs. He'll never get rattled by the media during press conferences and never raises a fuss over what you want him to wear. He never yells at players, or whines about fans and officials. The internet "faithful" can hire and fire all his assistants through online polling without fear of coach/asst. loyalties getting in the way of "what the people want". Private plane for recruiting visits? Forget that, UPS can get the coach to all in home visits for a fraction of the cost. Think of all the bandwidth saved by the lack of forum posts decrying him or naming his replacement. Looks like a win if you can figure how to turn his salary back into an untaxed donation back to NU. Think about it Mr. Eichorst.