The Sock Puppet Rides!

Personally I would loathe Jim Harbaugh as coach here.
Yeah. I don't see it happening. Tressel or someone else seems more likely. Still Harbaugh would be a massive splash hire. It would cause a huge surge in recruiting and interest in the Husker program. Much like Urban Meyer who I despise Harbaugh would be a great get for the program. I'm not holding my breath.

 
Why so much disdain for Harbaugh? He did pretty well at Stanford, and he turned the 49ers around as well. Yeah, he gets a little animated sometimes when things aren't going his way, but so does Pelini.

Bo gets angry and fierce. Harbaugh basically looks for his mom to start complaining. It's just as bad as Bo and then the added negative of seeming like a sissy tantrum vs. a tirade. Everything about him just screams douche and there's a reason that San Francisco doesn't want him and the reason isn't because he's not a good coach. When's the last time you saw a coach with his resume forced out?

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Why so much disdain for Harbaugh? He did pretty well at Stanford, and he turned the 49ers around as well. Yeah, he gets a little animated sometimes when things aren't going his way, but so does Pelini.

Bo gets angry and fierce. Harbaugh basically looks for his mom to start complaining. It's just as bad as Bo and then the added negative of seeming like a sissy tantrum vs. a tirade. Everything about him just screams douche and there's a reason that San Francisco doesn't want him and the reason isn't because he's not a good coach. When's the last time you saw a coach with his resume forced out?

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LOL!

 
The sock ain't heard nuthin' new. Just that $ is no object in buying out contracts if/when a move is made. The Sock wishin' he had more for my Husker brothers and sisters since we all hungry for answers right now. Will let you know if and when the coconut telegraph spits out sumthin' else.

 
I don't see anyway that Tressel comes here since any school that hires him would face sanctions. Not to mention that he is the president of a college. That's a pretty cushy job to leave for the perpetually hot seat in Lincoln.

 
At this point in time I don't think anyone knows 100% what's going to happen.

Otherwise somebody would put all this speculation to bed.

For now it's he said, she said, my buddy text me, an old guy at the bar said....chirp, chirp, chirp!

It's called whistling Dixie and it's worth as much as you're willing to bolieve.

Still very entertaining though....

 
Here's my take after reading and hearing everything: Either Bo is out....Or he is staying and getting some new coordinators. I can't see this staff staying intact. If current staff stays....this administration is at fault...Aaaaand the Big Red Koolaid will be tasting like complete sh#t going into next year....
Well the only common denominator between all three failures is Harvey Perlman. If Bo stays, there might be a full scale purge by 2016.

 
Here's my take after reading and hearing everything: Either Bo is out....Or he is staying and getting some new coordinators. I can't see this staff staying intact. If current staff stays....this administration is at fault...Aaaaand the Big Red Koolaid will be tasting like complete sh#t going into next year....
Well the only common denominator between all three failures is Harvey Perlman. If Bo stays, there might be a full scale purge by 2016.
What failures? dramatically increasing the University's endowment during his tenure? increasing its prestige and ranking among other universities? overseeing a dramatic expansion in the academic and athletic facilities on campus? shepherding nebraska through conference realignment and landing in the Big 10? sure, nobody is happy that the huskers were boat run twice in 3 years by wisconsin, beat by minnesota on senior day, and haven't won a conference title or been to a meaningful bowl game in 13 years, but i completely disagree that Harvey Perlman is the failure here. don't look at simply from the narrow view of husker football. the only way harvey perlman gets purged is if he sodomizes each regent's grandmother while simultaneously pouring sugar in their gas tanks. you can bank that last prediction. compared to the bs rumors that are appearing in this thread mine is golden.

 
Here's my take after reading and hearing everything: Either Bo is out....Or he is staying and getting some new coordinators. I can't see this staff staying intact. If current staff stays....this administration is at fault...Aaaaand the Big Red Koolaid will be tasting like complete sh#t going into next year....
Well the only common denominator between all three failures is Harvey Perlman. If Bo stays, there might be a full scale purge by 2016.
What failures? dramatically increasing the University's endowment during his tenure? increasing its prestige and ranking among other universities? overseeing a dramatic expansion in the academic and athletic facilities on campus? shepherding nebraska through conference realignment and landing in the Big 10? sure, nobody is happy that the huskers were boat run twice in 3 years by wisconsin, beat by minnesota on senior day, and haven't won a conference title or been to a meaningful bowl game in 13 years, but i completely disagree that Harvey Perlman is the failure here. don't look at it simply from the narrow view of husker football. the only way harvey perlman gets purged is if he sodomizes each regent's grandmother while simultaneously pouring sugar in their gas tanks. you can bank that last prediction. compared to the bs rumors that are appearing in this thread mine is golden.
 
Here's my take after reading and hearing everything: Either Bo is out....Or he is staying and getting some new coordinators. I can't see this staff staying intact. If current staff stays....this administration is at fault...Aaaaand the Big Red Koolaid will be tasting like complete sh#t going into next year....
Well the only common denominator between all three failures is Harvey Perlman. If Bo stays, there might be a full scale purge by 2016.
What failures? dramatically increasing the University's endowment during his tenure? increasing its prestige and ranking among other universities? overseeing a dramatic expansion in the academic and athletic facilities on campus? shepherding nebraska through conference realignment and landing in the Big 10? sure, nobody is happy that the huskers were boat run twice in 3 years by wisconsin, beat by minnesota on senior day, and haven't won a conference title or been to a meaningful bowl game in 13 years, but i completely disagree that Harvey Perlman is the failure here. don't look at simply from the narrow view of husker football. the only way harvey perlman gets purged is if he sodomizes each regent's grandmother while simultaneously pouring sugar in their gas tanks. you can bank that last prediction. compared to the bs rumors that are appearing in this thread mine is golden.
I can quote Clerks too.

Solich, Callahan, Bo

Couple that with Nebraska losing it's AAU status, himself, a lawyer negotiating DOWN the big ten payout to NU, and a complete willing to whore the universities reputation as an academic school out to a reality show starring Tommy Lee, Perlman ain't as safe as some think. Especially if the BOR gets refreshed a bit.

 
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