The Sock Puppet Rides!

[Grape Julius]

The Sock done met his match with The Ginger Assassin. He got the Mother Ship locked down tight. That ship ain't sinkin'. The Source says the Mother Ship bein' watched close and The Ginger Assassin gots people on they best behavior, or else.

The Source says he don't know who, or exactly when, but he say "very, very soon."

Sorry The Sock ain't more helpful these days.

Why do I suddenly feel like Linus waiting for the Great Pumpkin to arrive bearing good tidings and gifts for all those who believeth in him?
Reading this post...well, I haven't been this disappointed in a mythical being since I found out that Santa Claus wasn't real. But then again, it is probably wrong of me to even mention that jolly old elf in the same sentence, for our Sock Puppets transcends ALL legendary characters both past and present.

Oh glorious Sock Puppet--I still believe in you. Your inherent goodness and majesty would never allow you to intentionally mislead us common folk, and I refuse to believe anyone who says otherwise. Jim Tressel WILL be our next coach, because that is what you have foretold.

Of course, if you DO turn out to be wrong, if someone other than Tressel is named...then I will become a broken shell of a fan, forever after filled with bitterness towards my fellow man and a complete mistrust of anything made of cotton. But no pressure or anything.

 

[BigRedPowerWagon]

Good thing hes not going to be.

 

[FarEastHusker]

At least we know this isnt our coach....

 

[darkhorse85]

So its confirmed Bielema will not take the job. Hopefully, this was just a decoy to take the heat off Tressel

If you believe the Tressel sightings that have been reported, Tressel must have declined the job if it hasn't been announced yet. It is starting to look like we are up the creek without a paddle. Maybe Cotton can be an interim head coach for 2015 with an eye toward finding a replacement for 2016?

Who is Tressel?

He is the POTUS at Youngstown State University.

President of the United States at Youngstown State University?

 

[Igetbored216]

So its confirmed Bielema will not take the job. Hopefully, this was just a decoy to take the heat off Tressel

If you believe the Tressel sightings that have been reported, Tressel must have declined the job if it hasn't been announced yet. It is starting to look like we are up the creek without a paddle. Maybe Cotton can be an interim head coach for 2015 with an eye toward finding a replacement for 2016?

Who is Tressel?

He is the POTUS at Youngstown State University.

Oh, never heard of him.

 

[1201NH]

Re: guy who owns the Learjet 31 mentioned earlier: Bill Kubly passed on a skybox back in 1999 because he they didn't want to pony up $2mil and because they liked watching games from the stands. He's also a Wisconsin grad.

"Bill and Myrna Kubly of Lincoln were approached by university officials, and friends sought them out to split the cost, but they passed. Bill Kubly is founder and president of Landscapes Unlimited, one of the top golf course construction firms in the country.

So why didn't they pony up?

”There were several reasons, quite frankly,” Myrna Kubly said. ”The cost was No. 1.”

The Kublys enjoy the excitement of watching the Huskers from the stands, she said. She felt ”closed in” whenever she sat in the press box.

And the skyboxes ”are so far up, you'd feel like (the game) was on television,” she said."

http://www.yankton.net/news/article_0eeee13c-4c41-5574-b111-77f6b0692c32.html

 

[Bob Dole Jr]

This is all just a Kansas City Shuffle boys and girls. It is Tressel, and Frost.

I don't know anything about the Kansas city shuffle

But I'd do the truffle shuffle to get Tressel

 

[74Hunter]

@ClowESPN: Talked to Bret Bielema and he said he's not going to Nebraska and that he's all Hog.

Confirmed. Bert Bielema is Nebraska's next head coach. Thank you for this confirmation.

Your shtick is tired, brah.

 

[Hannibal]

So its confirmed Bielema will not take the job. Hopefully, this was just a decoy to take the heat off Tressel

If you believe the Tressel sightings that have been reported, Tressel must have declined the job if it hasn't been announced yet. It is starting to look like we are up the creek without a paddle. Maybe Cotton can be an interim head coach for 2015 with an eye toward finding a replacement for 2016?

Uh, no.

 

[Mary Pats BOB]

So its confirmed Bielema will not take the job. Hopefully, this was just a decoy to take the heat off Tressel

If you believe the Tressel sightings that have been reported, Tressel must have declined the job if it hasn't been announced yet. It is starting to look like we are up the creek without a paddle. Maybe Cotton can be an interim head coach for 2015 with an eye toward finding a replacement for 2016?

Do you read any other posts or just keep typing? We are not gonna say it again. SHUT THE f#*k UP DONNY

 

[donny]

This is all just a Kansas City Shuffle boys and girls. It is Tressel, and Frost.

I don't know anything about the Kansas city shuffle

But I'd do the truffle shuffle to get Tressel

LMAO!

 

[RockyMountainOySker]

Random twitter rumors = job offers (& denials). Duh.

 

[donny]

So its confirmed Bielema will not take the job. Hopefully, this was just a decoy to take the heat off Tressel

If you believe the Tressel sightings that have been reported, Tressel must have declined the job if it hasn't been announced yet. It is starting to look like we are up the creek without a paddle. Maybe Cotton can be an interim head coach for 2015 with an eye toward finding a replacement for 2016?

Do you read any other posts or just keep typing? We are not gonna say it again. SHUT THE f#*k UP DONNY

I think you are one of the most angry authors on this web site, and I have seen multiple people cuss in the few hours since I have looked at this. Watch your language and show respect or I will log off!

 

[Hannibal]

Re: guy who owns the Learjet 31 mentioned earlier: Bill Kubly passed on a skybox back in 1999 because he they didn't want to pony up $2mil and because they liked watching games from the stands. He's also a Wisconsin grad.

"Bill and Myrna Kubly of Lincoln were approached by university officials, and friends sought them out to split the cost, but they passed. Bill Kubly is founder and president of Landscapes Unlimited, one of the top golf course construction firms in the country.

So why didn't they pony up?

”There were several reasons, quite frankly,” Myrna Kubly said. ”The cost was No. 1.”

The Kublys enjoy the excitement of watching the Huskers from the stands, she said. She felt ”closed in” whenever she sat in the press box.

And the skyboxes ”are so far up, you'd feel like (the game) was on television,” she said."

http://www.yankton.net/news/article_0eeee13c-4c41-5574-b111-77f6b0692c32.html

Interesting. So I think it's safe to assume he is a big-money donor, especially since that article is 15 years old and his business seems to have expanded rapidly in that time.

 

[donny]

Re: guy who owns the Learjet 31 mentioned earlier: Bill Kubly passed on a skybox back in 1999 because he they didn't want to pony up $2mil and because they liked watching games from the stands. He's also a Wisconsin grad.

"Bill and Myrna Kubly of Lincoln were approached by university officials, and friends sought them out to split the cost, but they passed. Bill Kubly is founder and president of Landscapes Unlimited, one of the top golf course construction firms in the country.

So why didn't they pony up?

”There were several reasons, quite frankly,” Myrna Kubly said. ”The cost was No. 1.”

The Kublys enjoy the excitement of watching the Huskers from the stands, she said. She felt ”closed in” whenever she sat in the press box.

And the skyboxes ”are so far up, you'd feel like (the game) was on television,” she said."

http://www.yankton.net/news/article_0eeee13c-4c41-5574-b111-77f6b0692c32.html

Interesting. So I think it's safe to assume he is a big-money donor, especially since that article is 15 years old and his business seems to have expanded rapidly in that time.

Awesome! Great to see that "The U" has so many succesful benefactors. Hopefully he can use his business acumen to advise our Athletic Director in this trying time!