The Sick Burn Thread.

[RedRex]

NUpolo wets his toothbrush the same way he wets his pants.

Nuance eats pizza with a knife and fork.

You're all a bunch of anti-cutleryists!

Damn, that's just fork'd up...

 

[Thanks_Tom RR]

1995Redux used to backyard wrestle in HS and currently has all his original pubes.[/size]

HUSKER 37 DIDNT backyard wrestle in HS and DOESNT have all his original pubes.

1995Redux and Husker37 have intimate knowledge about each other's pubes.

And Nuance is happy they shared it with him.

Speaking of not having my original pubes...Minnesnota_Husker uses his pubic lice comb on his eyebrows and nose hairs.

Husker37 apparently had a pube transplant or is wearing a pub-pay.

 

[RedRedJarvisRedwine]

I believe the over the top coaching search soul bargaining has made this thread a mandatory bump. Ill get it started! Jim Tressell uses the Sock to wipe his taint!

 

[Redux]

Scott Frost doesnt even personally know Jim Tressel but wants to be his OC, HA!

 

[HUSKER 37]

1995Redux used to backyard wrestle in HS and currently has all his original pubes.[/size]

HUSKER 37 DIDNT backyard wrestle in HS and DOESNT have all his original pubes.

1995Redux and Husker37 have intimate knowledge about each other's pubes.

And Nuance is happy they shared it with him.

Speaking of not having my original pubes...Minnesnota_Husker uses his pubic lice comb on his eyebrows and nose hairs.

Husker37 apparently had a pube transplant or is wearing a pub-pay.

One of the girls that gave me( I shared) crabs (with) in the late '80's cornvinced me to shave the original batch

 

[NUance]

One of the girls that gave me crabs in the late '80's cornvinced me to shave the original batch

(One of the girls??) Apparently several girls gave Husker 37 crabs in the late 80s.

 

[HUSKER 37]

One of the girls that gave me crabs in the late '80's cornvinced me to shave the original batch

(One of the girls??) Apparently several girls gave Husker 37 crabs in the late 80s.

Well...to be honest, my old girlfriend's roommate gave it to me during a rousing session of "consolation sex" after my GF of 6 years went on our vacation trip without me ...and I gave it to a couple of ~22 year old virgins the next week or so in kinky sessions of "recovery sex"...I got in a little trouble with one of the new GFs when I had to try to figure out where the little critters came from....(the old GF's roommate's boyfriend that was a Navy ROTC / slept around a lot)...

I was actually faithful the previous 6 years..even after moving to Austin, TX for a couple of months and had a few dates as a male escort..The economy sucked back in the 80's and I wasn't nearly as scary looking as I am today.

 

[Mierin]

This has been very illuminating.

 

[RedRedJarvisRedwine]

One of the girls that gave me crabs in the late '80's cornvinced me to shave the original batch

(One of the girls??) Apparently several girls gave Husker 37 crabs in the late 80s.

Well...to be honest, my old girlfriend's roommate gave it to me during a rousing session of "consoling sex" after my GF of 6 years went on our vacation trip without me ...and I gave it to a couple of ~22 year old virgins the next week or so in kinky sessions of "recovery sex"...I got in a little trouble with one of the new GFs when I had to try to figure out where the little critters came from....(the old GF's roommate's boyfriend that was a Navy ROTC / slept around a lot)...

I was actually faithful the previous 6 years..even after moving to Austin, TX for a couple of months and had a few dates as a male escort..The economy sucked back in the 80's and I wasn't nearly as scary looking as I am today.

WAT!!!!!!!!!!

 

[HUSKER 37]

One of the girls that gave me crabs in the late '80's cornvinced me to shave the original batch

(One of the girls??) Apparently several girls gave Husker 37 crabs in the late 80s.

Well...to be honest, my old girlfriend's roommate gave it to me during a rousing session of "consoling sex" after my GF of 6 years went on our vacation trip without me ...and I gave it to a couple of ~22 year old virgins the next week or so in kinky sessions of "recovery sex"...I got in a little trouble with one of the new GFs when I had to try to figure out where the little critters came from....(the old GF's roommate's boyfriend that was a Navy ROTC / slept around a lot)...

I was actually faithful the previous 6 years..even after moving to Austin, TX for a couple of months and had a few dates as a male escort..The economy sucked back in the 80's and I wasn't nearly as scary looking as I am today.

WAT!!!!!!!!!!

I don't know...What's the difference between "consoling sex " and "consolation sex"?

 

[HUSKER 37]

those nasty critters got in my chest hairs, too!

 

[RedRedJarvisRedwine]

Bump

 

[Redux]

Knapp doesn't like The Force Awakens, BURN!

 

[NUance]

Redux gave his wife a Christmas gift of panties with pics of Casper the Friendly Ghost on them. Because it gives him a chub. BURN!

 

[adc7236]

If it wasn't for Polos round little mouth, we would all have square dicks.