BYU

[NUinID]

BYU sucks at football and represents a colossal misunderstanding of the reality of Jesus Christ and His teachings found in Mormonism

Haha. Your school is still in Lincoln Nebraska.

Uh.. Is that a bad thing? Have you been to Lincoln, NE? It kicks tail.

Coming from a guy who has lived in a few different parts of this country, I can tell you, Lincoln is a pretty badass little city. I don't imagine it gets much better than Lincoln on gameday either. Anyone who undersells Lincoln just hasn't been there before, that's all.

I would agree with this, Provo is basically a suburb of SLC and SLC is nice but nothing special. Boise is a lot like Lincoln about the same size and a college town except it is cleaner.

 

[Redux]

Lincoln isn't Miami. There's lots to do in Miami! Or so I've heard.

 

[ScottyIce]

Lincoln isn't Miami. There's lots to do in Miami! Or so I've heard.

Thank goodness. I would hate for us to have something else to do in Lincoln other than football and Huskerboard.

 

[JJ Husker]

Did you guys know that in Utah when a person reaches the age of 50 they are legally allowed to marry their cousin?

Please tell me that isn't real.

No, this isn't accurate, ADS got it wrong.

In Utah when a person reaches the age of 50 they are legally REQUIRED to marry their cousin.

FIFY

 

[DomiNUs]

BYU wrapped up fall camp on a high note.

Mendenhall: "Man, we looked really good, offensively and defensively. It was really competitive, the ball swinging back and forth — super competitive. Healthy players, looking fast, with a sense of optimism going into Nebraska."

http://www.sltrib.com/home/2880402-155/byu-football-cougars-conclude-camp-turn

 

[WindowCoug]

BYU sucks at football and represents a colossal misunderstanding of the reality of Jesus Christ and His teachings found in Mormonism

Haha. Your school is still in Lincoln Nebraska.

Uh.. Is that a bad thing? Have you been to Lincoln, NE? It kicks tail.

Coming from a guy who has lived in a few different parts of this country, I can tell you, Lincoln is a pretty badass little city. I don't imagine it gets much better than Lincoln on gameday either. Anyone who undersells Lincoln just hasn't been there before, that's all.

Could I be chummy and admit I've been to Lincoln a couple times and thought it was nice and would be a good place to live? Sure, I guess I could. But in 9 days we will all be watching the game, so I'll just post this instead:

What you posted on FB with pride:

What all your buddies outside of Nebraska pictured:

All your buddies know there is nothing in Nebraska. They all figured you must be really proud of your uncle Jed's pond or something.

 

[ScottyIce]

Oh. I'm not from Nebraska...

 

[ADS]

Which one of their eight wives will BYU fans cry to when Nebraska beats them in the football match?

 

[suh_fan93]

BYU sucks at football and represents a colossal misunderstanding of the reality of Jesus Christ and His teachings found in Mormonism

Haha. Your school is still in Lincoln Nebraska.

Uh.. Is that a bad thing? Have you been to Lincoln, NE? It kicks tail.

Coming from a guy who has lived in a few different parts of this country, I can tell you, Lincoln is a pretty badass little city. I don't imagine it gets much better than Lincoln on gameday either. Anyone who undersells Lincoln just hasn't been there before, that's all.

Could I be chummy and admit I've been to Lincoln a couple times and thought it was nice and would be a good place to live? Sure, I guess I could. But in 9 days we will all be watching the game, so I'll just post this instead:

What you posted on FB with pride:

What all your buddies outside of Nebraska pictured:

All your buddies know there is nothing in Nebraska. They all figured you must be really proud of your uncle Jed's pond or something.

So the last time BYU football did anything worth seriously bragging about was in 1984 but despite that you come here to talk smack to Nebraska fans?

 

[IvoryTorpedo]

Which one of their eight wives will BYU fans cry to when Nebraska beats them in the football match?

The young, hot one, of course

 

[IvoryTorpedo]

BYU sucks at football and represents a colossal misunderstanding of the reality of Jesus Christ and His teachings found in Mormonism

Haha. Your school is still in Lincoln Nebraska.

Uh.. Is that a bad thing? Have you been to Lincoln, NE? It kicks tail.

Coming from a guy who has lived in a few different parts of this country, I can tell you, Lincoln is a pretty badass little city. I don't imagine it gets much better than Lincoln on gameday either. Anyone who undersells Lincoln just hasn't been there before, that's all.

Could I be chummy and admit I've been to Lincoln a couple times and thought it was nice and would be a good place to live? Sure, I guess I could. But in 9 days we will all be watching the game, so I'll just post this instead:
What you posted on FB with pride:

What all your buddies outside of Nebraska pictured:

All your buddies know there is nothing in Nebraska. They all figured you must be really proud of your uncle Jed's pond or something.

So the last time BYU football did anything worth seriously bragging about was in 1984 but despite that you come here to talk smack to Nebraska fans?

A few years ago we put Sam Bradford out of commission for the rest of the season.

 

[IvoryTorpedo]

Lincoln isn't Miami. There's lots to do in Miami! Or so I've heard.

Oh. So they have really good ice cream shops?

 

[suh_fan93]

BYU sucks at football and represents a colossal misunderstanding of the reality of Jesus Christ and His teachings found in Mormonism

Haha. Your school is still in Lincoln Nebraska.

Uh.. Is that a bad thing? Have you been to Lincoln, NE? It kicks tail.

Coming from a guy who has lived in a few different parts of this country, I can tell you, Lincoln is a pretty badass little city. I don't imagine it gets much better than Lincoln on gameday either. Anyone who undersells Lincoln just hasn't been there before, that's all.

Could I be chummy and admit I've been to Lincoln a couple times and thought it was nice and would be a good place to live? Sure, I guess I could. But in 9 days we will all be watching the game, so I'll just post this instead:
What you posted on FB with pride:

What all your buddies outside of Nebraska pictured:

All your buddies know there is nothing in Nebraska. They all figured you must be really proud of your uncle Jed's pond or something.

So the last time BYU football did anything worth seriously bragging about was in 1984 but despite that you come here to talk smack to Nebraska fans?

A few years ago we put Sam Bradford out of commission for the rest of the season.

 

[2ndNnine]

The Mormons are well known for cheap shots and brawling. I don't think that's really something worth bragging about.

 

[Stumpy1]

All I know is you have to be one tough skinned dude to be married to 8 women or just plain bat sh#t crazy. Either way, it will be a good game mostly because it will end this horrible football drought.