The Offending Posts Commentary Thread

[sd'sker]

Morning Hedley! Did your mom come down to the basement to tell you that you are her special little boy before she headed to work? You really shouldn't let you big f'ing mouth write checks your butt can't cash. Anytime you want to meet face to face let me know.

That's what I thought. You are a pu&&y.

From the rules you agreed to abide by when you asked for the Woodshed password: THREATS-LIBEL-BIGOTRY NOT PERMITTED

We're going to stop this line of conversation right now. Nobody's meeting anybody in the parking lot after school.

then how is my mom going to take me to karate?

 

[knapplc]

Let me get this straight? It's ok for you to insult me several times? But when I call you out on it now you have a family to consider?

Short answer, yes, he can insult you. And you can insult him. That's what the Woodshed is for. But you cannot threaten another member.

Call his intelligence into question. Impugn his hygiene. Lambast his sexual shortcomings. But don't threaten him.

 

[NUpolo8]

Let me get this straight? It's ok for you to insult me several times? But when I call you out on it now you have a family to consider?

Short answer, yes, he can insult you. And you can insult him. That's what the Woodshed is for. But you cannot threaten another member.Call his intelligence into question. Impugn his hygiene. Lambast his sexual shortcomings. But don't threaten him.

Morning Hedley! Did your mom come down to the basement to tell you that you are her special little boy before she headed to work? You really shouldn't let you big f'ing mouth write checks your butt can't cash. Anytime you want to meet face to face let me know.

That's what I thought. You are a pu&&y.

From the rules you agreed to abide by when you asked for the Woodshed password: THREATS-LIBEL-BIGOTRY NOT PERMITTED

We're going to stop this line of conversation right now. Nobody's meeting anybody in the parking lot after school.

then how is my mom going to take me to karate?

She's going to take you sore!

#boomroasted

 

[Count 'Bility]

Morning Hedley! Did your mom come down to the basement to tell you that you are her special little boy before she headed to work? You really shouldn't let you big f'ing mouth write checks your butt can't cash. Anytime you want to meet face to face let me know.

My family is naturally very strong

Lets meet on Butt Hollow Rd in Salem, VA on the 2nd Monday of February at sundown. Look for the baby blue double wide with the red astro van out front. Knock on the door twice. DO NOT knock more than twice. A gentleman named Rufus will answer. Tell him you are here for the party. He will take you to an undisclosed location where we will meet and finish this. You will have your choice of a trident or battle axe. No hits to the face or pulling of the hair are permitted. If after three five minute rounds if no victor is decided we will have a dance off, rap battle and finish it off with a round of monopoly. Classic monopoly not ANY of that new debit card bullsh#t. I'm talking cold hard monopoly bills. Whoever wins 2 of the 3 will be awarded a sega genesis, a bag of 3d Doritos and two 12oz surges

Best post ever.

 

[Redux]

REdux EAT sh#t

Sorry, my name is not Shooter Mcgavin. I will not be eating a piece of sh#t for breakfast. I'm thinking bacon.

BREAKING UPDATE: I went with a Steak and Egg Sonic Burrito

 

[GSG]

REdux EAT sh#t

Sorry, my name is not Shooter Mcgavin. I will not be eating a piece of sh#t for breakfast. I'm thinking bacon.

BREAKING UPDATE: I went with a Steak and Egg Sonic Burrito

What prompted this?

 

[Redux]

I made a subtle funny jab in the LP gameday thread

 

[True2tRA]

Morning Hedley! Did your mom come down to the basement to tell you that you are her special little boy before she headed to work? You really shouldn't let you big f'ing mouth write checks your butt can't cash. Anytime you want to meet face to face let me know.

My family is naturally very strong

Lets meet on Butt Hollow Rd in Salem, VA on the 2nd Monday of February at sundown. Look for the baby blue double wide with the red astro van out front. Knock on the door twice. DO NOT knock more than twice. A gentleman named Rufus will answer. Tell him you are here for the party. He will take you to an undisclosed location where we will meet and finish this. You will have your choice of a trident or battle axe. No hits to the face or pulling of the hair are permitted. If after three five minute rounds if no victor is decided we will have a dance off, rap battle and finish it off with a round of monopoly. Classic monopoly not ANY of that new debit card bullsh#t. I'm talking cold hard monopoly bills. Whoever wins 2 of the 3 will be awarded a sega genesis, a bag of 3d Doritos and two 12oz surges

Best post ever.

There's a debit card monopoly?

 

[Redux]

Morning Hedley! Did your mom come down to the basement to tell you that you are her special little boy before she headed to work? You really shouldn't let you big f'ing mouth write checks your butt can't cash. Anytime you want to meet face to face let me know.

My family is naturally very strong

Lets meet on Butt Hollow Rd in Salem, VA on the 2nd Monday of February at sundown. Look for the baby blue double wide with the red astro van out front. Knock on the door twice. DO NOT knock more than twice. A gentleman named Rufus will answer. Tell him you are here for the party. He will take you to an undisclosed location where we will meet and finish this. You will have your choice of a trident or battle axe. No hits to the face or pulling of the hair are permitted. If after three five minute rounds if no victor is decided we will have a dance off, rap battle and finish it off with a round of monopoly. Classic monopoly not ANY of that new debit card bullsh#t. I'm talking cold hard monopoly bills. Whoever wins 2 of the 3 will be awarded a sega genesis, a bag of 3d Doritos and two 12oz surges

Best post ever.

There's a debit card monopoly?

Yeah, Electronic Banking edition.

It's easier, kinda. But it ends up taking away from the Monopoly experience.

 

[Hedley Lamarr]

Morning Hedley! Did your mom come down to the basement to tell you that you are her special little boy before she headed to work? You really shouldn't let you big f'ing mouth write checks your butt can't cash. Anytime you want to meet face to face let me know.

My family is naturally very strongLets meet on Butt Hollow Rd in Salem, VA on the 2nd Monday of February at sundown. Look for the baby blue double wide with the red astro van out front. Knock on the door twice. DO NOT knock more than twice. A gentleman named Rufus will answer. Tell him you are here for the party. He will take you to an undisclosed location where we will meet and finish this. You will have your choice of a trident or battle axe. No hits to the face or pulling of the hair are permitted. If after three five minute rounds if no victor is decided we will have a dance off, rap battle and finish it off with a round of monopoly. Classic monopoly not ANY of that new debit card bullsh#t. I'm talking cold hard monopoly bills. Whoever wins 2 of the 3 will be awarded a sega genesis, a bag of 3d Doritos and two 12oz surges

Best post ever.

There's a debit card monopoly?

Yeah, Electronic Banking edition.
It's easier, kinda. But it ends up taking away from the Monopoly experience.

Nothing beats cold hard cash

 

[Mierin]

Since when is it against the rules to tell someone when their posts are stupid? Attack the post, not the poster, right? The last 2 posts in the offending posts threads are downright docile.

 

[Mavric]

Since when is it against the rules to tell someone when their posts are stupid? Attack the post, not the poster, right? The last 2 posts in the offending posts threads are downright docile.

"Attack the post" is some completely fabricated version of the intent. No mod has ever told people to "attack the post."

Telling someone their post is stupid is the same thing as saying they're stupid. To try to claim otherwise is disingenuous at best.

It is entirely possible to present your counter-argument without resulting to name-calling. The instruction has been to keep your comments about the post, not the poster. That's not the same as "attack the post."

 

[Mierin]

Since when is it against the rules to tell someone when their posts are stupid? Attack the post, not the poster, right? The last 2 posts in the offending posts threads are downright docile.

"Attack the post" is some completely fabricated version of the intent. No mod has ever told people to "attack the post."

Telling someone their post is stupid is the same thing as saying they're stupid. To try to claim otherwise is disingenuous at best.

It is entirely possible to present your counter-argument without resulting to name-calling. The instruction has been to keep your comments about the post, not the poster. That's not the same as "attack the post."

Uh, no it's not. Not even close. Geniuses can say stupid things. It's not name-calling if you're talking about their idea. Add a rule saying you can't say anything mean about people's posts if you want, but neither of those things are true.

 

[Red Dead Redemption]

May I mambo dogface to the banana patch?

 

[The Dude]

Telling someone their post is stupid is the same thing as saying they're stupid.

Well that has to be the dumbest thing I've read in years.