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I once ate "The Big Oinker" from Jethros BBQ in Des Moines. A 16 egg omelet with a lb of smoked ham and 8 slices of toast covered in cheddar cheese in under 15 minutes. I won't ever do that again fwiw.

I mostly felt like posting this for the many tangents that can come from me saying I ate the big oinker.

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It seems to me that those of you I paid to vote for me haven't held up your end of the deal. Ill be sending someone to get me my money back. Or some fingers, or some family pets.

 
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I once ate "The Big Oinker" from Jethros BBQ in Des Moines. A 16 egg omelet with a lb of smoked ham and 8 slices of toast covered in cheddar cheese in under 15 minutes. I won't ever do that again fwiw.

I mostly felt like posting this for the many tangents that can come from me saying I ate the big oinker.

Thank you for your time. Hedley for HuskerBoard 16 approves of this message


That's nothing compared to the farmboy.

 
Please. I beg you. I just want a Blackshirt. If you voted for me for Head Coach, undo it.

I could always decline. I've had that happen when I ran this thing in the past. It'd be kinda crass, but it's been done.

 
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Please. I beg you. I just want a Blackshirt. If you voted for me for Head Coach, undo it.

I could always decline. I've had that happen when I ran this thing in the past. It'd be kinda crass, but it's been done.
I should've declined jockstrap holder, then.

 
Today is the last day and I'm trailing like Bernie for offensive coordinator. But also like Bernie, I am what this country messageboard needs.
I literally switched my vote from ColoradoHusk to Moiraine just to keep more space between her and you.



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I once ate "The Big Oinker" from Jethros BBQ in Des Moines. A 16 egg omelet with a lb of smoked ham and 8 slices of toast covered in cheddar cheese in under 15 minutes. I won't ever do that again fwiw.

I mostly felt like posting this for the many tangents that can come from me saying I ate the big oinker.

Thank you for your time. Hedley for HuskerBoard 16 approves of this message

That's nothing compared to the farmboy.
Ahhh Smokey D's, I once tried to eat the item you mention...not a prayer in finishing it. We have a new joint called Wobbly Boots and I must say I was impressed with their meats

 
I once ate "The Big Oinker" from Jethros BBQ in Des Moines. A 16 egg omelet with a lb of smoked ham and 8 slices of toast covered in cheddar cheese in under 15 minutes. I won't ever do that again fwiw.

I mostly felt like posting this for the many tangents that can come from me saying I ate the big oinker.

Thank you for your time. Hedley for HuskerBoard 16 approves of this message

That's nothing compared to the farmboy.
Ahhh Smokey D's, I once tried to eat the item you mention...not a prayer in finishing it. We have a new joint called Wobbly Boots and I must say I was impressed with their meats


My brother ordered one (At Jethros, I'm pretty sure) a few years ago. Just for himself. Went at it for probably a good 40 minutes, and then realized that there were like two chicken tenderloins hidden underneath.

 
Please. I beg you. I just want a Blackshirt. If you voted for me for Head Coach, undo it.

I could always decline. I've had that happen when I ran this thing in the past. It'd be kinda crass, but it's been done.
I should've declined jockstrap holder, then.
Yeah, but like you wanted to do that, so.....
We've seen your posts in the skin forum.
I just realized I don't want to be "Head" Coach either.

 
Please. I beg you. I just want a Blackshirt. If you voted for me for Head Coach, undo it.

I could always decline. I've had that happen when I ran this thing in the past. It'd be kinda crass, but it's been done.
I should've declined jockstrap holder, then.
Yeah, but like you wanted to do that, so.....We've seen your posts in the skin forum.
I just realized I don't want to be "Head" Coach either.
Prestige comes at a price...

 
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