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COLUMBIA, S.C. - Police on Wednesday were investigating how a naked couple fell 50 feet from the roof of an office building to their deaths.

The bodies were found on the road by a passing cabdriver around 5 a.m. Wednesday.

Clothing was discovered on the roof of the four-story building, leading authorities to suspect the man and woman, in their early 20s, may have been having sex. Their identities were not released.

"It's too early to rule out anything," Columbia police Sgt. Florence McCants said, but McCants said a preliminary investigation did not show any sign of foul play.

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Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red said:
COLUMBIA, S.C. - Police on Wednesday were investigating how a naked couple fell 50 feet from the roof of an office building to their deaths.

The bodies were found on the road by a passing cabdriver around 5 a.m. Wednesday.

Clothing was discovered on the roof of the four-story building, leading authorities to suspect the man and woman, in their early 20s, may have been having sex. Their identities were not released.

"It's too early to rule out anything," Columbia police Sgt. Florence McCants said, but McCants said a preliminary investigation did not show any sign of foul play.

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Well someone didn't have very good depth perception I'm thinking... <_<

 
probably some wierd cult that believed that if they stripped naked and jumped off of the building at the same time then they would be beamed up to the mother ship

 
huskernumerouno said:
BIGREDIOWAN said:
AR Husker Fan said:
BIGREDIOWAN said:
This is why when your wives ask you to "try something different" you immediately tell her f#*k no and bring this story up!!!!
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Well, there goes your chance for a threesome with a second woman...
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..............................WAIT!!!!!.................................DAMMIT!!!! :ahhhhhhhh :ahhhhhhhh :ahhhhhhhh
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You still have your farm animals to keep you busy :corndance
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Yeah well over there you can try some exotic farm animal puntang..................how are the camels!?

 
BIGREDIOWAN said:
huskernumerouno said:
BIGREDIOWAN said:
AR Husker Fan said:
BIGREDIOWAN said:
This is why when your wives ask you to "try something different" you immediately tell her f#*k no and bring this story up!!!!
Click to expand...
Well, there goes your chance for a threesome with a second woman...
Click to expand...
..............................WAIT!!!!!.................................DAMMIT!!!! :ahhhhhhhh :ahhhhhhhh :ahhhhhhhh
Click to expand...
You still have your farm animals to keep you busy :corndance
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Yeah well over there you can try some exotic farm animal puntang..................how are the camels!?
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little to tall, beside you are the one with the knee waders and velcro gloves

 
husker rob said:
BIGREDIOWAN said:
huskernumerouno said:
BIGREDIOWAN said:
AR Husker Fan said:
BIGREDIOWAN said:
This is why when your wives ask you to "try something different" you immediately tell her f#*k no and bring this story up!!!!
Click to expand...
Well, there goes your chance for a threesome with a second woman...
Click to expand...
..............................WAIT!!!!!.................................DAMMIT!!!! :ahhhhhhhh :ahhhhhhhh :ahhhhhhhh
Click to expand...
You still have your farm animals to keep you busy :corndance
Click to expand...
Yeah well over there you can try some exotic farm animal puntang..................how are the camels!?
Click to expand...
little to tall, beside you are the one with the knee waders and velcro gloves
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Got a daughter??? ;)

 
BIGREDIOWAN said:
Got a daughter??? ;)
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actually yeah, but i have to warn you......i have killed for less so dont even go there. you thought things got bad with the buttercup statement :box :box :box

and uno is pretty protective of his niece so i dont think it would be pleasant for you Barney :nutz

 
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