Boner Crew

[Redux]

Still beat out ponies! BC4L!

 

[RedDenver]

I can't believe this thread is still going. How long does it take you guys to get off the Boner?

 

[Redux]

I can't believe this thread is still going. How long does it take you guys to get off the Boner?

When you're BC4L, it never goes away. The only status is either half chub or full mast baby!

 

[Redux]

I see not all Boner Crew members have adopted the sig pic/BC motto yet? Is it.....too HARD?

 

[JJ Husker]

I see not all Boner Crew members have adopted the sig pic/BC motto yet? Is it.....too HARD?

Sorry, I've been having some ED issues. I'm sportin' the sig line but I would just feel like a fraud going with the pic too.

 

[Redux]

As long as you have one of the two it's all good brother!

 

[Decked]

What perks do you offer to members? Cigars? Women? Loopy pills?

 

[GSG]

What perks do you offer to members? Cigars? Women? Loopy pills?

Reducks will give you a ZJ

 

[Redux]

What perks do you offer to members? Cigars? Women? Loopy pills?

Protection from GSG's mouth herpes.

 

[JJ Husker]

What perks do you offer to members? Cigars? Women? Loopy pills?

We offer members the benefit of inflated member status.

You'll be standing tall with the BCrew.

 

[JJ Husker]

This Boner Crew affiliation is really paying dividends. Not to brag but the body scanner highlighted my crotch area. Got the full crotch check pat down today. Guy asked if I wanted to do it in a private room. Told him no because people would get the wrong idea about us. He had a really gentle touch.

Edit- I should probably mention that this occured at DIA and "the guy" was a TSA agent.

 

[Redux]

Got the full crotch check pat down today. Guy asked if I wanted to do it in a private room.

 

[JJ Husker]

Got the full crotch check pat down today. Guy asked if I wanted to do it in a private room.

Haha. As extensive of a job as he did, I think that is what he expected to find.

 

[Redux]

Any of my Boner Crew brethren going to the Spring Game?

 

[JJ Husker]

Any of my Boner Crew brethren going to the Spring Game?

I am not going....unless for some unforeseen reason I end up in Nebraska that weekend. I really do intend to make a home game this year though. Last game I went to was the last time we played in Boulder. Too long ago.