Douschebag Hall of Fame

[knapplc]

Everything I do, by definition, is cool.

 

[teachercd]

Everything I do, by definition, is cool.

Cool as a cucumber..salad. Which I made the other day and was really good.

 

[StPaulHusker]

Everything I do, by definition, is cool.

Falling off your bike isn't cool.

 

[Mierin]

I don't like it.

 

[Enhance]

Everything I do, by definition, is cool.

Falling off your bike isn't cool.

knapplc doesn't fall of his bike - he cascades down the handlebars like a deafening thunderclap and collapses unrecognizably onto the raw, blistering cement.

He's a f*ckin artist.

 

[knapplc]

Everything I do, by definition, is cool.

Falling off your bike isn't cool.

The hell you say.

That last crash I had was fucking epic.

I rolled a car end-for-end once. NASCAR wreck stuff. Pieces flying everywhere, demolished the thing.

April's crash was way worse. I didn't have a crash cage around me so no protection. Landed sideways on concrete going 25-30mph. Left several bloody skid marks before I stopped.

And what did I do? Did I cry, or call 911, or get help?

Hell no.

I picked myself up, fixed my handlebars, cobbled my brakes together and rode home, bleeding all the way.

And then I went to a party that night.

 

[PaulCrewe]

Everything I do, by definition, is cool.

Falling off your bike isn't cool.

And then I went to a party that night.

Ahhh.....bingo night at the VFW........crazy sh#t right there

 

[Redux]

 

[knapplc]

And then I went to a party that night.

Ahhh.....bingo night at the VFW........crazy sh#t right there

You're as old now as I was when they first started calling me old, hombre.

 

[knapplc]

I don't like it.

I don't too.

Changed it back. I'll come up with something new when I have time. But this avatar is 20 years old. Time for something different.

 

[RedDenver]

I don't like it.

I don't too.

Changed it back. I'll come up with something new when I have time. But this avatar is 20 years old. Time for something different.

I liked the stirring the pot avatar for the few minutes you had it. You've had the old avatar so long I had to do a double take to be sure it was you.

 

[Mierin]

I thought it was a pot of tears.

 

[StPaulHusker]

Everything I do, by definition, is cool.

Falling off your bike isn't cool.

The hell you say.

That last crash I had was fucking epic.

I rolled a car end-for-end once. NASCAR wreck stuff. Pieces flying everywhere, demolished the thing.

April's crash was way worse. I didn't have a crash cage around me so no protection. Landed sideways on concrete going 25-30mph. Left several bloody skid marks before I stopped.

And what did I do? Did I cry, or call 911, or get help?

Hell no.

I picked myself up, fixed my handlebars, cobbled my brakes together and rode home, bleeding all the way.

And then I went to a party that night.

So as long as you didn't cry, falling off your bike is considered cool?

 

[B.B. Hemingway]

Everything I do, by definition, is cool.

Falling off your bike isn't cool.

The hell you say.

That last crash I had was fucking epic.

I rolled a car end-for-end once. NASCAR wreck stuff. Pieces flying everywhere, demolished the thing.

April's crash was way worse. I didn't have a crash cage around me so no protection. Landed sideways on concrete going 25-30mph. Left several bloody skid marks before I stopped.

And what did I do? Did I cry, or call 911, or get help?

Hell no.

I picked myself up, fixed my handlebars, cobbled my brakes together and rode home, bleeding all the way.

And then I went to a party that night.

So as long as you didn't cry, falling off your bike is considered cool?

I thought one's "cool" was forfeited once you climbed on a bicycle?

 

[I AM FOOT FOOT]

Everything I do, by definition, is cool.

Falling off your bike isn't cool.

The hell you say.That last crash I had was fucking epic.

I rolled a car end-for-end once. NASCAR wreck stuff. Pieces flying everywhere, demolished the thing.

April's crash was way worse. I didn't have a crash cage around me so no protection. Landed sideways on concrete going 25-30mph. Left several bloody skid marks before I stopped.

And what did I do? Did I cry, or call 911, or get help?

Hell no.

I picked myself up, fixed my handlebars, cobbled my brakes together and rode home, bleeding all the way.

And then I went to a party that night.

So as long as you didn't cry, falling off your bike is considered cool?

I thought one's "cool" was forfeited once you climbed on a bicycle?

I looked pretty bad a$$ when I was 13 on my 3 speed Schwinn stingray.