Douschebag Hall of Fame

[knapplc]

I'm trying to think of any kind of merit to King Blank's existence on the internet, and I'm coming up.... blank.

He's never had an opinion of any import, and seems to spend most of his time bitching about other fans. I rarely, if ever, recall him speaking well of the Huskers. Currently he's on a rant about Husker fans. Here's his comment from the Elijah Blades to JUCO thread:

Some of the comments in here really make you so called Nebraska fans look like scum. Grow up, I hope to the heavens I do not know some of you in real life.

And here's a similar sentiment from a Reddit thread titled "Interview" with Elijiah Blades, where the kid is basically saying the coaches tricked him into signing. Good riddance I say.

You people are ridiculous. This thread is titled good riddance? Perfect for scum nebraska fans that want to comment on a 18 year old. Get over it he's not here, he will hopefully succeed in what he does. But you people have the audacity to say good riddance, I hope he sends you a picture of him flipping you off. I hope you have no children of your own because you know it would be inappropriate and uncalled for grown adults to make these comments. It's literally disgusting, sometimes I hate that you are allowed to cheer for the Nebraska Cormhuskers because you are exactly what we don't need as fans.

If you hate Husker Fans so much, maybe try a different team whose fans align more with your mentality. Like Kansas State.

 

[Enhance]

There's also this gem from the Tom Herman thread about Suh:

Was at that game it was a surreal nightmare. ISU had like 140yards of total offense, NU had like 400. The fumble on the catch by Niles Paul was so incredibly wierd and crazy that all you could do was laugh. I kept thinking that they have got to call are players knee down on one of these fumbles sometime, and they never did.

Burkhead lost that game but you can still blame where you blame

As Mavric correctly pointed out, Burkhead wasn't even on the participation report that game. He also, you know, hurt his foot in practice the week of the Texas Tech game and sat out much of the midseason.

 

[JJ Husker]

I'm trying to think of any kind of merit to King Blank's existence on the internet, and I'm coming up.... blank.

He's never had an opinion of any import, and seems to spend most of his time bitching about other fans. I rarely, if ever, recall him speaking well of the Huskers. Currently he's on a rant about Husker fans. Here's his comment from the Elijah Blades to JUCO thread:

Some of the comments in here really make you so called Nebraska fans look like scum. Grow up, I hope to the heavens I do not know some of you in real life.

And here's a similar sentiment from a Reddit thread titled "Interview" with Elijiah Blades, where the kid is basically saying the coaches tricked him into signing. Good riddance I say.

You people are ridiculous. This thread is titled good riddance? Perfect for scum nebraska fans that want to comment on a 18 year old. Get over it he's not here, he will hopefully succeed in what he does. But you people have the audacity to say good riddance, I hope he sends you a picture of him flipping you off. I hope you have no children of your own because you know it would be inappropriate and uncalled for grown adults to make these comments. It's literally disgusting, sometimes I hate that you are allowed to cheer for the Nebraska Cormhuskers because you are exactly what we don't need as fans.

If you hate Husker Fans so much, maybe try a different team whose fans align more with your mentality. Like Kansas State.

Yep, he's officially a douchebag.

 

[Saunders]

To ban.... or not to ban...

 

[knapplc]

I think everyone is about done suffering his slings & arrows.

 

[Redux]

To ban.... or not to ban...

I wanna keep him.

 

[JJ Husker]

To ban.... or not to ban...

I wanna keep him.

For that special...errrr...."exercise" room you have in the basement?

 

[Redux]

To ban.... or not to ban...

I wanna keep him.

For that special...errrr...."exercise" room you have in the basement?

It's not special if you tell everyone about it.

 

[JJ Husker]

I need to nominate one of my customers to the DB Hall. Guy sent some parts over Monday morning that we're supposed to do something to. He's been promising me drawings and specs for 2 days. He calls late this afternoon and wants to know if we can "rush" them and get them done tomorrow. I ask him where are the drawings and info and all he can focus on is if they'll be done tomorrow. Finally had to tell him it's pretty damn hard to rush something that we have no idea what we're doing. Told him again "I Need the drawings"...he responds by asking if they'll be done tomorrow. WTF? You can't fix stupid.

 

[Apathy]

I'm going to nominate cancer.....again!

1. Dog started bleeding June 25 (Sunday) and found blood on the carpet Monday morning the 26th. Took him into the vet where they have him antibiotics thinking it was a cold.

2. Didnt work so on July 2nd we took him to another vet that my original vet recommended who since he didn't have the proper equipment. New vet prescribes the best nose medicine you can get and if that didn't work they'll scope his nose next.

3. New medicine didn't work so got his nose scoped on July 10th. Same day got news that nothing was in his nose to cause the nose bleeds so took an x-ray which revealed a tumor.

4. Nose bleeds continued till July 22/24ish

5. July 22 noticed that his right eye looked blood shot...only ate half of his food all day

6. July 23rd noticed his right eye was swollen a little bit in the corner....still eating half of his food. Ate a whole freshly grilled burger that I cooked him though

7. July 24th eye looked the same the night before. Went to work stopped around 12:40 to check on him since we let him roam around freely and his whole right side was swollen 20x the amount it was previously. Eye was matted shut and the look on his face said it all, he was ready to go.

8. Left work early to hang out with my dog one last time. Laid in bed with him for almost 2 hours and got him ice cream from DQ. Now he's gone and nobody will be there to greet me with a shoe/sandal/boot in his mouth when I get home or who's going to chase after the flashlight on the carpet?

Lived 30 days since the first time his nose bled....30 days. It's depressing to have witness the regression his body took in such a short amount on time......f#*k you cancer you c**t

 

[Ratt Mhule]

Its a shame dogs cant live as long as humans can. Sorry about your loss. And yes, f#*k cancer

 

[B.B. Hemingway]

I need to nominate one of my customers to the DB Hall. Guy sent some parts over Monday morning that we're supposed to do something to. He's been promising me drawings and specs for 2 days. He calls late this afternoon and wants to know if we can "rush" them and get them done tomorrow. I ask him where are the drawings and info and all he can focus on is if they'll be done tomorrow. Finally had to tell him it's pretty damn hard to rush something that we have no idea what we're doing. Told him again "I Need the drawings"...he responds by asking if they'll be done tomorrow. WTF? You can't fix stupid.

Going to be hard to get that sh#t done by tomorrow if you're on Huskerboard

 

[JJ Husker]

I need to nominate one of my customers to the DB Hall. Guy sent some parts over Monday morning that we're supposed to do something to. He's been promising me drawings and specs for 2 days. He calls late this afternoon and wants to know if we can "rush" them and get them done tomorrow. I ask him where are the drawings and info and all he can focus on is if they'll be done tomorrow. Finally had to tell him it's pretty damn hard to rush something that we have no idea what we're doing. Told him again "I Need the drawings"...he responds by asking if they'll be done tomorrow. WTF? You can't fix stupid.

Going to be hard to get that sh#t done by tomorrow if you're on Huskerboard

HB isn't slowing me down at all....on this one. The dumb SOB still hasn't sent me the drawings. He did tell me to charge him extra for the expediting. I'm pretty sure my bill will convince him that was a mistake. They are a pretty good customer but this one guy's projects always seem to be rushed clusterf#cks. I have to charge him enough extra to make him understand that, it's my duty ;-)

 

[In the Deed the Glory]

I don't like it.

I don't too.

Changed it back. I'll come up with something new when I have time. But this avatar is 20 years old. Time for something different.

I still remember your Tom Osborne avatar. It was my favorite and still how I remember you. But I think that is why people started calling you old, haha.

The current one has a bit of relevance now with the throwback jerseys for this season, so there is that.

 

[knapplc]

This one. I like it, too.