EZ-E was a biased and self-centered punk who
crapped all over others who opposed his view
He called people names he rattled his saber
He pissed and moaned; was not a good neighbor
If ever he discovered someone who may have got his goat
He chastised them personally instead of disproving what they wrote
And now we find him on the outside looking in
With memories of his ego, vitrol and selfishness times ten
But do not relent those of you who remember
The polished up turd EZ-E laid this November
Attacking a person instead of attacking a post
Will get you banned from the board and you'll no longer boast
about your knowledge of anything Husker in flavor
So stop with your name calling and rattling of sabers.
Keep your perspective and manors in replies
And remember that turds like the one laid this week always attract flies.