The connection inside the UCF AD's office has overheard that Frost has a couple offers that allegedly are way more attractive to him than the Nebraska job based on what SF has allegedly been saying around their complex.
I can just picture Scott walking around UCF's campus talking openly about the job offers he's getting. That's so like Scott.
(Scene - UCF Campus, mid Fall)
SCOTT FROST APPROACHES FROM STAGE LEFT, WALKS TOWARD TWO APPARENT COLLEGE STUDENTS WEARING BACKPACKS AND UGGS
Scott Frost: Good afternoon! I am Scott Frost, Head Coach at UCF. I have been receiving job offers from many Universities to coach their football teams.
Student 1: Uhh... OK.
Scott Frost: I would like to tell you about these many offers. They are attractive!
Student 2: We have to get to class.
Scott Frost: Many of these offers are more attractive than others. Some are from colleges far from here. Some are from this very state.
Student 2: Dude, we gotta--
Scott Frost: One offer is from the University of Nebraska. It is my alma mater!
Student 1: We know. Can we go now?
Scott Frost: The offer from the University of Nebraska is attractive. It contains many attractive things.
Student 2: Bro...
Scott Frost: But other offers from other universities to be their head football coach are even more attractive! I am receiving so many attractive offers! HAHAHAHA!!
THE STUDENTS QUICKLY EXEUNT STAGE LEFT
A SQUIRREL APPEARS
Scott Frost: Hello forest creature! I am Scott Frost, head football coach at UCF! I would like to talk to you about the many attractive job offers I am receiving!
Squirrel: <says nothing because it is a squirrel>
Scott Frost: HAHAHAHA!!!
RALPH RUSSO CITES LOCAL CAMPUS SQUIRREL AS SOURCE IN HIS NEXT MAILBAG
(End Scene)