Did Tressel ever refer to Nebraska as his dream job? Did Tressel's parents ever live in Lincoln? Did Tressel win a National Championship as a player for Nebraska?
So, yeah, maybe not much comparison.
Yes, as he snorted a mountain of cocaine off of a hooke...sorry,
escort’s posterior.
Yes, for three months as they were on the run from the Yakuza. But they were a memorable three months for an impressionable Tressel—January, February, and March, where the white blanketing the ground was only superceded by the white fleeing Omaha for the suburbs.
And yes, but not as a player. Tressel had an odd job of having to keep an eye on Peyton Manning’s differently-abled brother, Eli. Problem was, Eli was prone to mischief, like telling police officers about the special room without lights in the basement where Peyton kept cheerleaders. So Eli wanders from Tressel’s watchful eye, and some Home Alone shenanigans take place while Jim and Archie Manning have to go find Eli.
As a result, Archie wasn’t able to wear his super dad headset to call plays on behalf of the OC, and instead, a lovely suite maid by the name of Lupita picked up the headset and proceeded to tell everyone her daunting tale of illegal border crossings, young love in America, and a herniated disk in her lower back that was bulging. HC Phillip Fulmer was so captivated by this story, it inspired him then and there to begin work on Tennessee’s historic NC run in 1998 and allowed Scott Frost to run roughshod over the Volunteers that night.
:cheers
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