Help Wanted: Sex Robot Tester

[Mavric]

How much money would you be willing to take to have a job having sex with robots? According to Barstool Sports, a company is advertising a job for a new sex robot tester. Adult toy firm Silicone Sex World is looking for candidates to join the team in London. How alone and or desperate would one need to be to make this career move? Yes, there are pros and cons with this job opportunity, but wow, this is some job.

They’re paying $48,000 yearly with, 22 days holiday per year plus bank holidays, a free gym membership and company phone. These are some enticing perks to have sex with dolls for a living. All of that and one just has to sleep with sex robots, record some data and you get a check.

BSO

 

[knapplc]

This is how humanity will go extinct.  They'll perfect sex bots within the next 100 years and nobody will have real sex anymore. 

 

[Redux]

If I were single....

I'm pro sex robot.  It should help a lot towards overpopulation, reduce STD's from spreading as much and lower rape numbers.

 

[teachercd]

Do you have to cuddle with it after?

 

[Redux]

Do you have to cuddle with it after?

I'm more worried about it letting you fall asleep right after.

 

[GSG]

All I can think of is the Arrested Development episode where George Michael volunteers for some kissing experiment but he thought it was with real girls and it was actually a robotic mouth. 

 

[teachercd]

I'm more worried about it letting you fall asleep right after.

Does it have a shaming on/off switch?

"Are you done already?"

 

[RedDenver]

Does it have a shaming on/off switch?

"Are you done already?"

Shame? I think you mean pride: "Done first!!"

 

[Redux]

Reminds me of a documentary I watched once about people who want robot sex.  This is at least 10 years ago by the way.  They take this weirdo to see a guy who has made one.  Overall the thing covered most of his expectations, except it didn't talk and he really wanted it to talk.  I'm just sitting there like....why ruin a good thing brah?

 

[GSG]

 

[Minnesota_husker]

This is how humanity will go extinct.  They'll perfect sex bots within the next 100 years and nobody will have real sex anymore. 

We will all be dead by then, so who cares!

But seriously, robot sex seems creepy and I doubt it would replace the real thing.. 

 

[Redux]

We will all be dead by then, so who cares!

But seriously, robot sex seems creepy and I doubt it would replace the real thing.. 

Oh hell yes it will!  You can legally purchase the exact sex partner you want without fear of disease.

 

[In the Deed the Glory]

Oh hell yes it will!  You can legally purchase the exact sex partner you want without fear of disease.

You think a high percentage of people will choose to f#*k a robot over a person?

Holy s#!t I hope not...

 

[Redux]

You think a high percentage of people will choose to f#*k a robot over a person?

Holy s#!t I hope not...

Well considering that the lines of consent get blurrier all the time and people that gain any little amount of fame must worry about someone from their past blasting allegatuons their way , yeah i absolutely think eventually it will be preferred.  And the more advanced the technology gets, the more it will outweigh actual sex.  I don't know that we go extinct because of it, but over population would be reduced as well as many of the issues that come with it.  It may not be a bad thing.