Harrison Beck

While he may think he has some celebrity status, in reality he has none.  Only the most dedicated Husker fans even remembers him. He thinks that acting crazy equates to funny when it does not.  

 
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He's like Uncle Rico

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Except that Uncle Rico was cool with Kip and Lafawnduh...something that I sincerely doubt MAGABeck would be. 

That and Uncle Rico probably has a nicer van. 

 
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The guy needs help.

He's that guy you hate to be neighbors with because every time you're out in your yard he is going to want to talk to you about the strangest things that creep you out.


I used to have a neighbor like that when I first got married. My wife was still in college, and we woke up one morning to our front yard "forked" (hundreds of forks stuck into your lawn). We found out pretty quick it was her friends from school, and as I was getting into my truck he came across the street to let me know that he "got it all on security video", and he was "ready to press charges when I was".... When I asked if he had security cameras pointing across the street towards our home, he said "Yeah, I've got cameras pointing towards all six houses in the cul-de-sac. The good stuff too, I can hear your conversations if I wanted too." 

 
While I don't think he's funny, I don't think he's crazy either. He's just going for the football version of Domingo Ayala.

Problem is you can't force Domingo’s style of humor; it's God-given.

 
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