Fellatio.....by any other name

[Husker03]

Doubt it makes any difference in anyone's opinion whether it's a video or photograph. And do you have to call it "blowie" ? That's weird.

I don’t have to, no. You tell me which word accurately represents the act to your standards and I’ll use that one from here on out. 

 

[Husker03]

NVM. I was going to list all the names he could have given it and then point out blowie was probably the most board friendly version.

And I see detective Enhance was already on the case  :lol:

Exactly. I thought I was doing the best I could to PG it. 

 

[JJ Husker]

I don’t have to, no. You tell me which word accurately represents the act to your standards and I’ll use that one from here on out. 

NVM. Again.

Maybe we should go to the shed and see how many different names we can come up with for it.  :lol:

 

[Guy Chamberlin]

If our children are filming each other giving blowjobs, who exactly are we afraid of offending on HuskerBoard? 

 

[JJ Husker]

Let’s hear ‘em Huskerboard. What alternate words/phrases you got for...

Blowjob

Head

Hummer

 

[B.B. Hemingway]

If our children are filming each other giving blowjobs, who exactly are we afraid of offending on HuskerBoard? 

I blame it on the kid's today missing out on the Fred Rogers experience.

 

[JJ Husker]

Come on, I can’t do all the work.

Lewinsky

Slurping Turtle

10 points for Hufflepuff

 

[Mierin]

I don’t have to, no. You tell me which word accurately represents the act to your standards and I’ll use that one from here on out. 

"Blowjob" would be fine.

"Blowie" is like what someone who has never given/received a blowjob and is appalled at what people get up to these days would call it.

 

[Mierin]

Hearing it called "blowie" makes me never want to touch a penis again.

 

[B.B. Hemingway]

Becky

Skully

A Windy

Sloppy Top

Thomas Jefferson (has to be a black girl)

 

[JJ Husker]

Hearing it called "blowie" makes me never want to touch a penis again.

I agree "blowie" is off-putting for some reason. I would encourage you to not give up on the penis though  :lol:

This has been a public service announcement for men who may or will know Moiraine.

 

[B.B. Hemingway]

Hearing it called "blowie" makes me never want to touch a penis again.

How about the suggestive "tongue in cheek" gesture? 

 

[JJ Husker]

Talk into the mike

Related, favorite thing I ever heard at a hockey game. “Hey ref, get off your knees, you’re blowing the game”

 

[Mierin]

My former fiancé just chimed in with "paying the rent."