Tangent Thread - Pender Edition

[ColoradoHusk]

Hey now! As a person who grew up in that area, can we please stick to bashing Thurston, and not a lovely community?

This Thurston?

 

[funhusker]

This Thurston?

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Seems like the same type of superiority complex...

 

[Red Dead Redemption]

I don’t know where you people live, but we have standards in Pender. 

Who is we? you got a mouse in your pocket?

I thought you lived in Wayne?

 

[Waldo]

I don’t know where you people live, but we have standards in Pender. 

 

[WhatDoIKnow]

Who is we? you got a mouse in your pocket?

I thought you lived in Wayne?

It that is true he really missed a chance at a great username.  "Thurston in Wayne from Pender"  It's a mouthfull, but would have been awesome.

 

[Thurston from Pender]

You people must be a bunch of city low lifes in Omaha and Lincoln.

For fun in Pender we like to sit around our NEW community center and look at the LJS mugshots. Crime wave daily!

 

[commando]

You people must be a bunch of city low lifes in Omaha and Lincoln.

For fun in Pender we like to sit around our NEW community center and look at the LJS mugshots. Crime wave daily!

and talk about who is hotter.  ginger or mary ann

 

[Thurston from Pender]

Booked yesterday at 8:59 AM 

• Poss Controlled Substance (F4)
  
• Fail to Appear in Court (M)
  
• Loiter and Trespass (M)
  
• Arrested on County Bench Warrant (M)
  
• Fail to Appear in Court (M)
  
• Loiter and Trespass (M)
  
• Arrested on County Bench Warrant (M)
  
• Fail to Appear in Court (M)
  
• Arrested on County Bench Warrant (M)
  
• Solicit from Right of Way (I)
  

 

[Red Dead Redemption]

You people must be a bunch of city low lifes in Omaha and Lincoln.

For fun in Pender we like to sit around our NEW community center and look at the LJS mugshots. Crime wave daily!

For fun, I prefer playing Mario Bros. at Popo's

 

[Red Dead Redemption]

It that is true he really missed a chance at a great username.  "Thurston in Wayne from Pender"  It's a mouthfull, but would have been awesome.

Normally, I would reply with "that's what she said"

But considering the subject of the thread and charges related to it, I will show some tact and refrain from saying it

 

[Thurston from Pender]

Kennedy, James, 91, 

• 1st Deg Sexual Assault on Child (F2)
  

Forget about it Thurston, it’s Lincoln.

 

[CapoValley]

You people must be a bunch of city low lifes in Omaha and Lincoln.

For fun in Pender we like to sit around our NEW community center and look at the LJS mugshots. Crime wave daily!

Man. That reminds of the time I plumb near spit out my phosphate when Old Man Cassidy looked at the mugshots and said “I reckon that’s why there’s a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven.”

You keep fighting that there good fight Thurston. Anyone who tells ya yer too small to make a difference ain’t never shared a bed with a mosquito. 

 

[WhatDoIKnow]

You people must be a bunch of city low lifes in Omaha and Lincoln.

For fun in Pender we like to sit around our NEW community center and look at the LJS mugshots. Crime wave daily!

Ah yes, Thurston county Nebraska.  Violent crime index .  Just a tip:  The darker colors in the link = bad, lighter colors = good.

Congrats on the new community center and also the new jail.  You do have a very nice hospital in Pender though.

 

[Cdog923]

and talk about who is hotter.  ginger or mary ann

Ginger. 

 

[Waldo]

You people must be a bunch of city low lifes in Omaha and Lincoln.

For fun in Pender we like to sit around our NEW community center and look at the LJS mugshots. Crime wave daily!

I LoL. Is this a parody?