[SIZE=24pt]•Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? [/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]•Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? [/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]•Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? [/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]•You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! [/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]•If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=20pt]Is it good if A vacuum really sucks?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=20pt] Why is the third hand On the watch Called the second hand?[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=20pt]If a word is misspelled In the dictionary, How would we ever know?[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=20pt] If Webster wrote the first dictionary, Where did he find the words?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=20pt]Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=20pt] Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=20pt]Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" Mean the same thing?[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=20pt] Why do "tug" boats push their barges?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=20pt]Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" When we are already there?[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=20pt] Why are they called "stands" When they are made for sitting?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=20pt]Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" Make the unexpected expected?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=20pt] Why are a "wise man" and A "wise guy" opposites?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=20pt]Why is "phonics" Not spelled The way it sounds?[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=20pt] If all the world is a stage, Where is the audience sitting?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=20pt]Why do you press harder On the buttons of a remote control When you know the batteries are dead?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=20pt] Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=20pt]Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=20pt] Why doesn't glue Stick to the inside of the bottle?[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=20pt]Why do they call it a TV set When you only have one?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=20pt] Why do we drive on a parkway And park on a driveway? [/SIZE]
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[SIZE=20pt]Christmas [/SIZE]
[SIZE=20pt]What other time of the year [/SIZE]
[SIZE=20pt] Do you sit in front of a dead tree [/SIZE]
[SIZE=20pt] And eat candy out of your socks? [/SIZE]
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[SIZE=24pt]•"Columbus did not know where he was going.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=24pt]•When he got back, he didn't know where he had been. [/SIZE]
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[SIZE=24pt]•And he did it all on borrowed money. [/SIZE]
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[SIZE=24pt]•There's hope for all of us.”[/SIZE]
