So…what’s the big deal about a rivalry anyway? As far as I’m concerned, you should just go out and stomp everybody equally.
That being said, below are listed the reasons why NU really doesn’t and probably can’t realistically have a real rivalry with any of the teams in the Big 12 North.
Iowa State – At present, having a rivalry with ISU would be like kicking a kitten or pushing a paraplegic out of his wheel chair...the game hasn’t really been a contest since the 1800’s. Anyway, ISU fans generally like NU even if you do consider us the best DII team in the Big 12. Plus, the Cyclones already have a rivalry with the loathed morons over in Iowa City and don’t have enough energy to expend worrying about adding another rivalry. Rivalry Score: -1
Kansas – This has all the makings of a good rivalry…about 50 years from now. One good year and one blow-out against a lousy defense doesn’t add up to a rivalry…only to revenge. Once NU blows out KU in 08, Kansas should tumble back to the also ran category and things will be back to normal. Rivalry Score: 3
Kansas State – It’s impossible to have a rivalry against somebody when the majority of the players on the opposing team are only there for two years. Instead of having a rivalry with KSU, you find yourself not having a rivalry with another school but with every Podunk community college located in the Great Plains states. That’s like 50 rivalries in one game. Who needs that kind of nickel/dime nonsense? Rivalry Score: 1
Colorado – Let’s face the truth here. This wouldn’t be so much a rivalry against Colorado as it would be a rivalry against God since the only reason CU actually stands a chance against anyone on a consistent basis is when the other team finds itself starved for oxygen. When the Buffs venture out onto the plains they usually get their asses handed to them by everybody…even ISU. So, unless this was a perpetual away game for Nebraska…lousy rivalry. Rivalry Score: 3
Missouri - You don’t want your rivalry game to be against the biggest cheap shot teams in the history of Big 8/12 football…and the only team whose state fought on the side of the South in the Civil War (those solidifying their “loser” image). MU has a history on the football field…of clips, late hits, questionable eligibility, missing transcripts…but not at stringing together a consistent winning football team. Having a rivalry with Missouri would be like helping the dumb kid cheat in math class. It makes him look good but you don’t look any better. Rivalry Score: 3
And there you have it…if a team can't score at least a 5 (and preferably a 7) there really can't be a rivalry (it's in the NCAA rule book...article IV, Section 109..."Teams that suck trying to make themselves look better by declaring that a historically better and well known team is their "rival").