An Interesting Opportunity

If two girls who don't know you at all are going to let you sleep on their couch, I wouldn't be so sure about not getting raped. When large Marge gets done with you, you might have a different perspective.

 
I HOPE YOU DON'T WAKE UP MURDERED THE NEXT MORNING! :nanalama
I hope so too, that would certainly make the drive home pretty difficult.

I would like to clarify to everyone that my actual hosts are two girls, so I most likely won't be getting raped.
Pics or GTFO!! :lol:
HAH! For the sake of the privacy of my hosts, I will not be posting either their profile or pics from it. Though, maybe I will take some pics when we hang out with them a bit before the game. And a before and after pic of my butt to prove it went unchanged through the night.

Update of the original topic, I actually just got a message from the lineman. He was letting me know he will be without internet until after the game, so if I planned to stay with him, I would have to txt him. I will refrain from spamming him with GO BIG RED!!!! messages.

 
So, I am traveling to Columbia tomorrow for the game and as a college student I do my best to save money where ever I can. One thing I like to do when I travel is to CouchSurf. So, yesterday I decided it was about time I sent out requests. While I was sending out a request to basically everyone listed in Columbia, I came across a very interesting profile. One of the Missouri offensive lineman had a profile. So, partially as a joke, I decided to send him a request. Lo and behold, a few hours later I get a response back.

"I must say this is an interesting request. Despite you guys being Nebraska fans, it's totally cool if you want to stay at my place after the game. I live with some other linemen. With my situation, I won't be home until after the game anyway so it works out fine. Let me know if this works for you!"

Of course, I also received 8 or so more people who would allow me to stay with them. I have actually decided to stay with a different person, but I figured you guys might find this interesting. I was given the opportunity to sleep on the enemy's couch. I hope this provides a little bit different of a perspective for those that aren't too big of a fan of Missouri.

BTW, the people I am staying with are MU students and many of the positive responses I received were from MU students. It really makes it hard for me to believe that I have anything to worry about while I'm down there, but we will see.
Have fun dude... I hope your experience is the complete opposite of what 99% of the Husker fans experience in Columbia. Get some pics and give us a report when you get back, so we dont call the police and put out a missing person report.

 
Sounds like bro rape waiting to happen.
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