The Clever Quips About Shawn Watson Thread

[ZRod]

Shawn Watson says the gif in you sig is now officially out of date

 

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Shawn Watson says the gif in you sig is now officially out of date

Shawn Watson agrees.

 

[knapplc]

Shawn Watson says GSG's taste in women is flawed, which explains his girlfriend problems.

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson says GSG's taste in women is flawed, which explains his girlfriend problems.

Shawn Watson knows that if any of the girls out here in the Panhandle were 1/10th as attractive as any of the women in the Beautiful Draft, GSG would be all over that like stink on sh#t!

 

[PaulCrewe]

Shawn Watson will be the next manager for Theo and the Cubs. He already has the lack of offensive production and shaky skills managing his throwers down. He'll fit in perfectly.

 

[NUance]

Shawn Watson’s favorite color is beige. Not really. It’s chartreuse.

 

[NUance]

Shawn Watson wants Rex to camwhore for him. And he’s willing to pay good money.

 

[NUance]

Shawn Watson read about white settlers giving smallpox infected blankets to Indians. So he put one of Cosrove‘s old blankets on Carl’s bed.

 

[NUance]

Shawn Watson changed the “C” to a “P” on Khiry Cooper’s locker.

 

[PaulCrewe]

Shawn Watson knows if GSG had 1/1000th of the amount of "game" that he does the bitches would be flocking over him

 

[The Dude]

Shawn Watson is racist. Not in the hateful way. In the "God bless him, his parents were idiots" way.

 

[The Dude]

Shawn Watson sued HuskerBoard on 2,200 counts of libel.

 

[The Dude]

Shawn Watson wants to be Jackie Onassis

He wants to wear a pair of dark sunglasses

 

[308_Husker]

 

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Shawn Watson racks a disciprine.