Annoying things your gf/wife do

I dont have any huge complaints :)

The only one is that she tailgates other people reeeeeaaally badly literally every time she drives...I tell her not to because it isn't safe but she just gets mad at me. Yet when other people tailgate her she gets pissed as well.

There is one weird quirky thing that I don't really mind but has freaked me out from time to time - she'll half wake up in the middle of the night but still halfway be dreaming and ask me strange questions (last night it was "Is that yours over on the other side?") and I'll be like, "what?" and she'll just ask me the question again and get pissed off when I don't know what she's asking. Then after a couple of minutes she'll realize she's still half dreaming and get really embarrassed. It's pretty funny now, but the first couple times that she did that at like 4:00a.m. it scared the sh#t out of me for some reason. When it happens now I usually just take the opportunity to mess with her haha.

 
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Her friends.

I don't know how she finds these people, but 9/10 of them I wouldn't give a second of my time to.

 
Didn't think she'd give you that much trouble..

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My wife has no concept of time, always late to things

Can not keep her vehicle clean and it really piises me off when she thinks she needs a new one.

The hair thing and also makeup on the bathroom sink.

Running her mouth about stupid sh#t that she thinks I do wrong.

Other then those, she is a great woman and a wonderful mom.

 
I hate that she loses things all the time. Her keys and cell phone in particular. I always tell her to find a system that works such as leaving them in the same place every time she comes in the apt, but that suggestion has not had an effect for the past year and a half....

I also hate the hair thing.

I hate that she gets upset when I am out with my friends and don't take the time to call her and talk to her for a little while, but when she is with her friends, a phone call is the last thing on her mind. Which I don't especially care about, but it's the principle of the thing.

And this list of 3 extremely minor things took me a long time to think up, so I have one heck of an amazing woman!

 
32 years of marriage and still the teeth grinding gets to me. I have to try and be extra careful when I go to bed, because any hint of movement, (sheet, beadspread or mattress) off goes the grinding.

I'll tell ya, the waterbed days were horrible. :ahhhhhhhh

 
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