Bump when under the influence, formerly Bump when drunk

You as well brother, and a plus one because you kinda read my mind there. I was making another drink and I randomly thought, "you know what? I really wanna listen to the Unplugged version of 'Down in a Hole' by Alice in Chains," and when I started watching I did get all nostalgic about this time 15-20 friends of mine in Washington made a huge bonfire and listened to that album on repeat all night, drinkin till the sun came up. Watched the vid, smiling with that memory, and then saw your post. Drunken wavelength connect moment :lol:

 
Classic album. Really features Cantrell too, which is one of my favorite things about that particular album. You can get lost (in a good way) in his brilliant guitar playing, but that album forces your attention onto how perfectly he harmonized with Lane. Chains is/was such a good f'ing band.

 
Sam Spade said:
Polished an 18 pack off last night on an empty belly... I've been hurting today but I'm going for round two. See you all on the other side here in about 30 minutes.

Also, after my drunk ramble above... Things are looking up, I have a date with a smoking hot 31 year old on Tuesday... I'm 26. Speaking of, I'm pretty intimidated... Any tips?
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Don't refer to her as "the old lady"

 
Sam Spade said:
Yeah, it's Wednesday... What's it to ya?

Last week I was dumped through text message. I'm currently in that "never going to find another girl like that" phase... Combine that with my job... I'm a child protective investigator in Florida... I had to take cops to a supposed crack house today, turns out to be nothing. So someone trying to piss off this mom by making up an allegation ruins my day, gets my adrenaline through the roof and just ends up creating a mountain of paperwork for me... That's when I realized that's all my job is... At least it appears to be different everyday and has a crazy amount of freedom.nthe new raise helps too....

But seriously.. Dumped through a text. She was going to come back to Nebraska with me in November and everything... There were no earning signs... Time for another beer.
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On the bright side, you don't root for Penn St

 
Jesus I'm still drunk while at work, had way too many coors lights last night. The silver bullet is biting back.

 
T_O_Bull said:
Just remember gentlemen, women are just like street cars... another comes along every 15 minutes. Bump.

T_O_B
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True! And also if you try to get on two street cars at once, one of them will pull away without you. WHich is pretty much the same as women.

BUMP!

 
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