.1. & Company Trolling Tangent Thread of Death
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You know what? I actually like these lines. I think the Minny one should be a little more of Nebraska +6 against Minnesota. But at least the players will know there's a lot of daaaaamn work to do before next season starts if they plan on making a bowl game for the first time in many of their college lives dammit.
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I think it's just the beginning of another short spastic HuskerBoard experience for the guy now going by Coivd.1
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Why do you think we have the choice between alcohol and good football?
Other than you still being drunk on a Saturday morning?
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Frost is owed too much money. Won't happen.
Herbstreit thinks NU won't go bowling. Of course, he doesn't think anybody will go bowling as he doesn't think there will be a NFL or college football season.
We might have to throw the HOUSE at Urban Meyer and/or P.J Fleck if Frost misses another bowl game.
Sounds like a great idea if you ask me, so let's spread this around so that the whole community jumps on board. We don't have to settle like the media or whoever is saying. We do have some more gotdamn options if this s#!t doesn't work out.
Sounds like a great idea if you ask me, so let's spread this around so that the whole community jumps on board. We don't have to settle like the media or whoever is saying. We do have some more gotdamn options if this s#!t doesn't work out.
We owed Riley a lot of money, we owed Bo a lot of money, and hell we owed pretty much every damn coach we fired a lot of money when we canned them. So it isn't like Nebraska's never had the money to fire/hire anybody before. Remember when we extended Riley's contract the same year we fired him? We've done this s#!t over and over plenty of times before. We've never kept a coach in the modern era after T.O because we "couldn't afford to fire him" after he brought us a terribly inexcusable season.
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Look, I don’t care WHAT the gotdamn odds say. The saaaaame f#&%ing s#!t is going to happen each and eeeeevery mothaf#&%in season.
Wisconsin's going to win the damn West and I don't give a damn WHAT they lose, bring back, or even if they have 100 grandmas on their gotdamn a$$ team. The point is they find a WAY to make it happen each and every mothaf#&%in season no matter what's going on with their program unlike ours. We find a WAY to lose every damn season. And if this s#!t keeps up, and Frost has another mothaf#&%in losing season, non-bowl game making, excuse after excuse, "we gotta get better", saying the same s#!t over and over again season up the a$$ again, then it's OUT he goes! And we're getting that gotdamn Urban Meyer on board (Yes! Yes we will! I can make sure of it or I'll at least make it my life's goal that we do).
And Wisconsin will get their mothaf#&%in a$$ WHOOPED by Ohio State again in the that damn same ol s#!t every year, Nebraska never makes it, always sitting out that weak, mothaf#&%in a$$ conference game again.
Same s#!t. Different season. Rinse. Recycle. Repeat.
The damn s#!t gets boring after a while man which is why until NEBRASKA gets better in some way, it's gone be the saaaaaame s#!t......
that we've BEEN seeing before. The s#!t never gets different and I'm getting tired of this same damn show by now.
Wisconsin's going to win the damn West and I don't give a damn WHAT they lose, bring back, or even if they have 100 grandmas on their gotdamn a$$ team. The point is they find a WAY to make it happen each and every mothaf#&%in season no matter what's going on with their program unlike ours. We find a WAY to lose every damn season. And if this s#!t keeps up, and Frost has another mothaf#&%in losing season, non-bowl game making, excuse after excuse, "we gotta get better", saying the same s#!t over and over again season up the a$$ again, then it's OUT he goes! And we're getting that gotdamn Urban Meyer on board (Yes! Yes we will! I can make sure of it or I'll at least make it my life's goal that we do).
And Wisconsin will get their mothaf#&%in a$$ WHOOPED by Ohio State again in the that damn same ol s#!t every year, Nebraska never makes it, always sitting out that weak, mothaf#&%in a$$ conference game again.
Same s#!t. Different season. Rinse. Recycle. Repeat.
The damn s#!t gets boring after a while man which is why until NEBRASKA gets better in some way, it's gone be the saaaaaame s#!t......
that we've BEEN seeing before. The s#!t never gets different and I'm getting tired of this same damn show by now.
What will it take for Nebraska to come back? Tom Osborne. Listen...
That guy T.O was the Best coach in cfb HISTORY people. And it's never going to change. There's not a single coach in CFB history that can take only top 15 or top 20 talent and then make uhh... well the BEST GOTDAMN TEAM IN CFB HISTORY with it!!! NEVER! There's NEVER going to be another guy that does some type of stuff like that again. Floyd Mayweather type s#!t right there.
The closest? Maybe Dabo. He did win some natties at Clemson with only top 15 level recruits but s#!t man the guy didn't make any Best teams ever with it. Can Frost do it? Nope. That's where not only my money is, but based on some real Nebraska fan polls I've seen there were 80% of Nebraska fans who also don't believe Frost will be as good as T.O either. So it's not just my opinion.
Can you imagine what T.O could have made with 5-star packed talent rich programs such as Ohio State, USC, Alabama, or basically any top SEC team? Gotdamn 100-0 every game and I'm not even exaggerating. I mean he would literally beat some teams somewhere around 80-0, 80-10, or 77-10 with just Nebraska's level of talent alone. Still has the largest national championship blowout ever on his resume over a Florida team that was the only other team in history to reach the natty with ZERO close games next to of course T.O's 95 Huskers ironically.
So with that said, I don't personally believe Nebraska will EVER be back. But I'll tell you one damn thing, we definitely should be BETTER than this! What the f#&% is this losing by blowouts every game to teams who recruit MUUUCH less talent than us perennially on a consistent basis? I mean s#!t man, if Frost can't even beat them, then what the f#&% are we expecting him to do some T.O type s#!t for??!?! But you guys already know how I feel about him. Bowl game next season or fired.
Matter fact, since there won't be another T.O you might as well just go ahead and hop on another teams gotdamn bandwagon like a Clemson if you want to continue to root for a perennial power that won't hardly disappoint you that much anymore. You shouldn't settle for rooting for no gotdman Rutgers performing a$$ team every year and hell you see that even Rutgers fans don't do that s#!t (root for their sorry as team) every year either.
And as for Texas? I don't care what anybody says, when you recruits their level of talent, have their level of advantages, and for the life of you STILL can't do s#!t!?!? I think somebody laid a curse-bomb somewhere on their program because there's no reason and I do mean NO REASON they shouldn't be a perennial power. But if we're going to be logical, then it's simply going to take another GREAT gotdamn coach for them to be "back" again.
But like I said as for Nebraska? Tom Osborne (CFB coaching Floyd Mayweather). Do I like having to say this s#!t?!?! FUUUUCK NO I don't like having to admit that. But I dare somebody to BET on it against me for this one. TAKE me up on this bet! I challenge you! I challenge any one of you to take me up on this and BET that we'll be great again in your lifetime or even your children's lifetime again. We're not getting another coaching Floyd Mayweather, greatest of all time, best team ever creating, never will be duplicated, coaching genius or else that would literally undermine the greatest T.O has done himself. So at this point I'm like s#!t. f#&% it! Might as well hop on that Clemson bandwagon and tell yourself some gotdamn "Go Tigers!" s#!t every year.
That guy T.O was the Best coach in cfb HISTORY people. And it's never going to change. There's not a single coach in CFB history that can take only top 15 or top 20 talent and then make uhh... well the BEST GOTDAMN TEAM IN CFB HISTORY with it!!! NEVER! There's NEVER going to be another guy that does some type of stuff like that again. Floyd Mayweather type s#!t right there.
The closest? Maybe Dabo. He did win some natties at Clemson with only top 15 level recruits but s#!t man the guy didn't make any Best teams ever with it. Can Frost do it? Nope. That's where not only my money is, but based on some real Nebraska fan polls I've seen there were 80% of Nebraska fans who also don't believe Frost will be as good as T.O either. So it's not just my opinion.
Can you imagine what T.O could have made with 5-star packed talent rich programs such as Ohio State, USC, Alabama, or basically any top SEC team? Gotdamn 100-0 every game and I'm not even exaggerating. I mean he would literally beat some teams somewhere around 80-0, 80-10, or 77-10 with just Nebraska's level of talent alone. Still has the largest national championship blowout ever on his resume over a Florida team that was the only other team in history to reach the natty with ZERO close games next to of course T.O's 95 Huskers ironically.
So with that said, I don't personally believe Nebraska will EVER be back. But I'll tell you one damn thing, we definitely should be BETTER than this! What the f#&% is this losing by blowouts every game to teams who recruit MUUUCH less talent than us perennially on a consistent basis? I mean s#!t man, if Frost can't even beat them, then what the f#&% are we expecting him to do some T.O type s#!t for??!?! But you guys already know how I feel about him. Bowl game next season or fired.
Matter fact, since there won't be another T.O you might as well just go ahead and hop on another teams gotdamn bandwagon like a Clemson if you want to continue to root for a perennial power that won't hardly disappoint you that much anymore. You shouldn't settle for rooting for no gotdman Rutgers performing a$$ team every year and hell you see that even Rutgers fans don't do that s#!t (root for their sorry as team) every year either.
And as for Texas? I don't care what anybody says, when you recruits their level of talent, have their level of advantages, and for the life of you STILL can't do s#!t!?!? I think somebody laid a curse-bomb somewhere on their program because there's no reason and I do mean NO REASON they shouldn't be a perennial power. But if we're going to be logical, then it's simply going to take another GREAT gotdamn coach for them to be "back" again.
But like I said as for Nebraska? Tom Osborne (CFB coaching Floyd Mayweather). Do I like having to say this s#!t?!?! FUUUUCK NO I don't like having to admit that. But I dare somebody to BET on it against me for this one. TAKE me up on this bet! I challenge you! I challenge any one of you to take me up on this and BET that we'll be great again in your lifetime or even your children's lifetime again. We're not getting another coaching Floyd Mayweather, greatest of all time, best team ever creating, never will be duplicated, coaching genius or else that would literally undermine the greatest T.O has done himself. So at this point I'm like s#!t. f#&% it! Might as well hop on that Clemson bandwagon and tell yourself some gotdamn "Go Tigers!" s#!t every year.
Congratulations to LSU for having a larger population than the state of Nebraska.
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I mean when you check the comment section literally every non Nebraska or LSU fan says it should have been 95 Nebraska by a blowout and was surprised it was even close. The fact LSU started off number 3 behind number 2 Miami and number 1 Nebraska says it all.
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I mean when you check the comment section literally every non Nebraska or LSU fan says it should have been 95 Nebraska by a blowout and was surprised it was even close. The fact LSU started off number 3 behind number 2 Miami and number 1 Nebraska says it all.
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