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PasstheDamnBallGuy
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1 Big Question
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Who did it?
Who took down my gotd*mn thread that had all my most elegantly crafted replies to all of Huskerboard’s most probing questions and discussions?
Now you done went up and ruined my d*mn day thinking I was going to come on here and see all the nice replies and responses to all my carefully crafted material, but now it seems like somebody needs an entire size 13 boot dusted off, turned sideways , and stuck straight up their candy a$$!
Who took down my gotd*mn thread that had all my most elegantly crafted replies to all of Huskerboard’s most probing questions and discussions?
Now you done went up and ruined my d*mn day thinking I was going to come on here and see all the nice replies and responses to all my carefully crafted material, but now it seems like somebody needs an entire size 13 boot dusted off, turned sideways , and stuck straight up their candy a$$!
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1 Important Thing To Say
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So I just noticed today that the president came out and said that this whole “Coronavirus” epidemic could take up to July or August or possibly even longer. Do you know what the hell that means?!?! That means football could be cancelled this year people. GOOOOTDAMN!
Because see the thing is that these players need time to practice, install their plays, get unrusty, learn to tackle, pass, throw, allllll that s#!t. So if they don’t do any of it before the season starts, then we might not even get any football altogether. There’s new coaches that need to install some schemes. There’s new players that need to learn their system. And so much more.
So as much as I of allllll people absolutely hate to mention this, I just want to say be prepared for that type of s#!t to happen if it comes up. We’re hoping that it’s definitely not that kind of issue and that this virus clears up much sooner than expected, but I’m just saying….brace yourselves ahead of time…. If it does.
Take care of yourselves out there and wash your gotdamn hands and the rest of your whole body if you come into contact with anything or anyone outside of your safe quarantined home.
I’m out,
Because see the thing is that these players need time to practice, install their plays, get unrusty, learn to tackle, pass, throw, allllll that s#!t. So if they don’t do any of it before the season starts, then we might not even get any football altogether. There’s new coaches that need to install some schemes. There’s new players that need to learn their system. And so much more.
So as much as I of allllll people absolutely hate to mention this, I just want to say be prepared for that type of s#!t to happen if it comes up. We’re hoping that it’s definitely not that kind of issue and that this virus clears up much sooner than expected, but I’m just saying….brace yourselves ahead of time…. If it does.
Take care of yourselves out there and wash your gotdamn hands and the rest of your whole body if you come into contact with anything or anyone outside of your safe quarantined home.
I’m out,
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p.s: I've kind of exhausted everything I mostly wanted to say throughout these forums. So you won't have to worry about me too much anymore until the next few months or so or of course unless some new wild news comes up in which I've just got to say something about like I'm doing now.
Again take care of yourselves, your loved ones, and you better enjoy each and every special person in your life while they're still here and healthy gotdammit.
1 out,
Again take care of yourselves, your loved ones, and you better enjoy each and every special person in your life while they're still here and healthy gotdammit.
1 out,
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1 Thoughts on Frost
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What excuse does Frost really have in year 3 of his tenure to not make yet another….damn…. bowl …. game?
What youth?!?! We’re going into year 3 of his tenure! Not ALL of his first year’s recruits he kicked off his team gotdammit. And you have some who are actually still very talented (unless they take another unusual dip for no reason). Not to mention we still have all those “walk-ons” Frost recruited in his first year as well that should at least make some bit of damn difference by this time especially if Frost gave them “elite coaching” all these years he’s been here. If not, then what the hell is he even recruiting them for, making the school pay all this money to support them, trying to do things “the Nebraska way” if it’s not going to make a damn bit of difference?
What recruiting?!?!? Tell me something. Does he need to recruit more than Purdue, less than Purdue, or the same as Purdue to beat them? What about less or the same level as Iowa, Wisconsin, etc? Because this recruiting more s#!t just isn’t working gotdmmit and hasn’t worked since the entire damn time he’s been here talking about “we got to recruit better….. and blah blah blah” and all that s#!t yet we’ve been recruiting sooooo much damn talent in the years he has been here that you got multiple sources claiming “Nebraska is the number 1 winner in recruiting this year” left and right. We only played just ONE team last season that recruits more than us in Ohio State but the REST of the low recruiting a$$ teams we also got crushed by. So what in the hell is the problem then? I’ll tell you right now we only play 2 teams next season that recruit better than us so there won’t be that much bit of damn excuse to lose to alllllllllll the rest of the others again in year…..3 people. And if you’re telling me “oh those players were young under Frost’s system in only 2 years” then he doesn’t have none of that excuse to use in his year 3 anymore. He needs to make this s#!t WORK at some point.
Some people like to say “Oh there was so much attrition from his first class since he couldn’t evaluate them scrupulously to see how well they would fit his system, what kind of character they had, their grades, criminal history, etc since he was too busy making UCF perfect that year, coached their bowl game and son. And I say to that ok. I’ll give you that. But he should have had pleeeeeenty of damn time to “evaluate” his players at THIS point. He hasn’t made no damn bowl games afterall. So there’s the time to “evaluate” all gotdamn day if he has too. So no excuse for that. Then on the other side our rivals have made themselves a damn bowl game year in and year out, so Frost’s has had pleeenty of more time than them to “evaluate” his own gotdamn players better than they have at this point. So again, there’s no excuse for not having “the right players” on board at this point. And a lot of these damn players are even experienced JUCO’s so out with the bulls#!t of “they’re too young” as well.
What Mike Riley as an excuse? Please.
No J.D Spielman (if applicable)? Double please.
What the coronavirus postponing games? EVERYONE’s dealing with that. So you don’t get to have that in your back-pocket for not doing well if everyone’s experiencing the same thing. Oh no hell to the naw you can’t say that s#!t.
New coaching staff??!! Oh c’moooooooon nooooooow! HOW many damn times you got to change staff before you get it right!?!? Can’t be doing that s#!t year in and year out blaming other people and using that as an excuse! You see that s#!t got Mike Riley fired and whoever else. That’s not a good reason for not doing well yearly.
I don’t really hardly see that much excuse if he doesn’t get it right in year 3. And by “get it right” I mean we should at least get to a gotdamn BOWL GAME this next season no matter when it starts. Hell we should be expecting championships by this time if anything else, but It won’t be too damn long before he continues using the excuse of “players not buying in” because HIS damn a$$ can’t get it right, so why in the hell WOULD they buy in if they see your a$$ can’t make a BOWL game every year? s#!t I wouldn’t!!!
What youth?!?! We’re going into year 3 of his tenure! Not ALL of his first year’s recruits he kicked off his team gotdammit. And you have some who are actually still very talented (unless they take another unusual dip for no reason). Not to mention we still have all those “walk-ons” Frost recruited in his first year as well that should at least make some bit of damn difference by this time especially if Frost gave them “elite coaching” all these years he’s been here. If not, then what the hell is he even recruiting them for, making the school pay all this money to support them, trying to do things “the Nebraska way” if it’s not going to make a damn bit of difference?
What recruiting?!?!? Tell me something. Does he need to recruit more than Purdue, less than Purdue, or the same as Purdue to beat them? What about less or the same level as Iowa, Wisconsin, etc? Because this recruiting more s#!t just isn’t working gotdmmit and hasn’t worked since the entire damn time he’s been here talking about “we got to recruit better….. and blah blah blah” and all that s#!t yet we’ve been recruiting sooooo much damn talent in the years he has been here that you got multiple sources claiming “Nebraska is the number 1 winner in recruiting this year” left and right. We only played just ONE team last season that recruits more than us in Ohio State but the REST of the low recruiting a$$ teams we also got crushed by. So what in the hell is the problem then? I’ll tell you right now we only play 2 teams next season that recruit better than us so there won’t be that much bit of damn excuse to lose to alllllllllll the rest of the others again in year…..3 people. And if you’re telling me “oh those players were young under Frost’s system in only 2 years” then he doesn’t have none of that excuse to use in his year 3 anymore. He needs to make this s#!t WORK at some point.
Some people like to say “Oh there was so much attrition from his first class since he couldn’t evaluate them scrupulously to see how well they would fit his system, what kind of character they had, their grades, criminal history, etc since he was too busy making UCF perfect that year, coached their bowl game and son. And I say to that ok. I’ll give you that. But he should have had pleeeeeenty of damn time to “evaluate” his players at THIS point. He hasn’t made no damn bowl games afterall. So there’s the time to “evaluate” all gotdamn day if he has too. So no excuse for that. Then on the other side our rivals have made themselves a damn bowl game year in and year out, so Frost’s has had pleeenty of more time than them to “evaluate” his own gotdamn players better than they have at this point. So again, there’s no excuse for not having “the right players” on board at this point. And a lot of these damn players are even experienced JUCO’s so out with the bulls#!t of “they’re too young” as well.
What Mike Riley as an excuse? Please.
No J.D Spielman (if applicable)? Double please.
What the coronavirus postponing games? EVERYONE’s dealing with that. So you don’t get to have that in your back-pocket for not doing well if everyone’s experiencing the same thing. Oh no hell to the naw you can’t say that s#!t.
New coaching staff??!! Oh c’moooooooon nooooooow! HOW many damn times you got to change staff before you get it right!?!? Can’t be doing that s#!t year in and year out blaming other people and using that as an excuse! You see that s#!t got Mike Riley fired and whoever else. That’s not a good reason for not doing well yearly.
I don’t really hardly see that much excuse if he doesn’t get it right in year 3. And by “get it right” I mean we should at least get to a gotdamn BOWL GAME this next season no matter when it starts. Hell we should be expecting championships by this time if anything else, but It won’t be too damn long before he continues using the excuse of “players not buying in” because HIS damn a$$ can’t get it right, so why in the hell WOULD they buy in if they see your a$$ can’t make a BOWL game every year? s#!t I wouldn’t!!!
knapplc
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By showing growth year-over-year from 2018 to 2019, Frost bought himself at least through 2030 in my book.
His projected wins at those rates start modestly, but look at long-term potential:
2018 - 4
2019 - 5
2020 - 6
2021 - 7
2022 - 8
2023 - 9
2024 - 10
2025 - 11
2026 - 12
2027 - 13
2028 - 14
2029 - 15
2030 - 16
It's science.
His projected wins at those rates start modestly, but look at long-term potential:
2018 - 4
2019 - 5
2020 - 6
2021 - 7
2022 - 8
2023 - 9
2024 - 10
2025 - 11
2026 - 12
2027 - 13
2028 - 14
2029 - 15
2030 - 16
It's science.
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I hear part of what you're saying since that's exactly the kind of rate I think he's going to move at - one extra a$$ Gotdamn win a year. But gooootdamn does that really really really reeeallly buy him all the time in the world to move this damn slow? By that rate, f#&%ing Greg Schiano at Rutgers is going to pass up this damn team at some point.
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You're going to be kicking yourself in 2035 when Frost is winning 21 games a year for another team, though.
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I've been kicking myself now gotdammit with this "worst stretch of seasons in over 60+ years" s#!t. It can't get any worse.
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1 Thought on Frost
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What real excuse does he even have at this point? It’s going on 3 years in which gotdammit man at some point you got to figure some s#!t out! That’s how any job would work!
You been at a job for 3 years and STILL don’t know how to do s#!t?!?! Maaaaan get chur a$$ out of here! Gotdamn Burger King or McDonalds won’t even accept that s#!t.
Don’t even know how to make a bowl game in 3 years while we up here talking about “championships” and s#!t?!?! Well damn if he goes on any longer with this type of s#!t, then we’ll be the sorry looking fools for keeping him much longer than we should have.
Changing coaches like he changes draws and s#!t over and over hoping that he can eventually get something right which is the sign of a coach that usually doesn’t know what the hell he’s doing! Pointing the finger left and right at this coach and that player and s#!t. Up there talking about some “oh looky there it’s his fault! Oh looky there it’s their fault!” Gone turn back around and go “Oh look it there! It’s Mike Riley’s fault from some years ago!” No it’s YOUR fault mothaf#&%a! Eeeeeeeverything and I do mean eeeeverything is YOUR fault when it comes out of YOUR gotdamn mouth! When you’re the head guy you don’t get to blame anything or any f#&%ing body else for all your failures.
Get that gotdamn Urban Meyer and Brent Vanables and P.J Fleck set up after this next season. We aint playing about this s#!t gotdammit. We’re not a sorry a$$ “losing every game like we’re Rutgers” program like this. This program has literally created the best football teams in college football history over and over. So I don’t want to hear that “were a bad program” s#!t. Naw no naw naw hellllll naw!
I don’t care what kind of advantage some say we used to have because of this and that type of situation from long ago. It came out of Frost own gotdamn mouth that we were “20 years ahead of everyone at the time” and now we’re looking like 20 years behind every gotdamn body including Purdue of all programs. Fix this s#!t man! This is not acceptable gotdammit!
You been at a job for 3 years and STILL don’t know how to do s#!t?!?! Maaaaan get chur a$$ out of here! Gotdamn Burger King or McDonalds won’t even accept that s#!t.
Don’t even know how to make a bowl game in 3 years while we up here talking about “championships” and s#!t?!?! Well damn if he goes on any longer with this type of s#!t, then we’ll be the sorry looking fools for keeping him much longer than we should have.
Changing coaches like he changes draws and s#!t over and over hoping that he can eventually get something right which is the sign of a coach that usually doesn’t know what the hell he’s doing! Pointing the finger left and right at this coach and that player and s#!t. Up there talking about some “oh looky there it’s his fault! Oh looky there it’s their fault!” Gone turn back around and go “Oh look it there! It’s Mike Riley’s fault from some years ago!” No it’s YOUR fault mothaf#&%a! Eeeeeeeverything and I do mean eeeeverything is YOUR fault when it comes out of YOUR gotdamn mouth! When you’re the head guy you don’t get to blame anything or any f#&%ing body else for all your failures.
Get that gotdamn Urban Meyer and Brent Vanables and P.J Fleck set up after this next season. We aint playing about this s#!t gotdammit. We’re not a sorry a$$ “losing every game like we’re Rutgers” program like this. This program has literally created the best football teams in college football history over and over. So I don’t want to hear that “were a bad program” s#!t. Naw no naw naw hellllll naw!
I don’t care what kind of advantage some say we used to have because of this and that type of situation from long ago. It came out of Frost own gotdamn mouth that we were “20 years ahead of everyone at the time” and now we’re looking like 20 years behind every gotdamn body including Purdue of all programs. Fix this s#!t man! This is not acceptable gotdammit!
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