Blackshirt
Team HuskerBoard
I wanted to post this in here 1st to get your opinions, well, b/c theyre usually better than everyone elses. 
1st is to decide what we want to call the shirts. most of the members seem to want them called "husker man laws" - but personally I think thats a little played - and if it isnt now, it will be soon - which means the shirts become dated. in addition I think it kinda ostracizes another gender. So my proposal is "Husker Gameday Laws". Thoughts?
With that in mind, I've taken some of the laws members came up with, revised them a bit and added some of my own. I didnt have time to sift thru the oringal thread, so if there are some that should be considered, or others you come up with - please let me know.
Some of them are kinda redundant, so please look thru them and provide your top 10. Also feel free to provide suggestions for revising to make them more succinct etc. They need to be as short as possible to fit on the shirt.
Husker Gameday Laws
1. T.O. stands for Tom 'freakin' Osborne. (could eliminate 'freakin')
2. Even Emo doesn't bleed red – it bleeds Husker Scarlet. (could just say "people dont bleed red".. some may not know what Emo means)
3. It's called THE SEA OF RED. You're not original, just a dork.
4. Yell early. Yell often. Yell like hell!!! This ain't Love Library. Mary.
4b. Sacrifice your voice for THE TEAM! You don't really want to talk to your co-workers next week anyway right?
5. Know the Fight Song. Respect the Fight Song. SING THE FIGHT SONG!
6. The Fight Song shall only be performed through interpretive dance after the game.
7. If you can still sing the fight song after the game, you did not do #4 enough!!
8. Doing the wave is not cool. Seriously. Stop it.
9. I will put you on my shoulders before I sit down. Then I'll buy you a balloon.
10. If you have the right to ask me to sit down, I will ask you to stand up.
11. When the Tunnel Walk begins, you must go Hale-Bop crazy until it's over, or the comet arrives – whichever comes first.
12. “Throwin your bones” is not only legal, it's required on Saturdays.
13. 1995 = most dominant team. EVER.
14. 62-24 = Biggest Beat Down. EVER.
15. Chuck Norris is now simply known as “N”, b/c it's such a dominant letter.
16. Fall + Saturday = Nebraska Football
17. Weddings + Saturday = Friendship Divorces
18. “Good Losses” do not exist. If you believe otherwise - “you can go to
K-State”.
19. “Leaving early” is for people who are fans of our fans.
20. If you're early to the game, you're right on time. If you're on time, you're already late. If you're late, “you can go to K-state”.
21. If you're leaving early to “beat traffic”, do us a favor and leave now for the next game too.
22. There are only 2 reasons to ever leave early – you're on your way to the next Husker game, or the birth of Baby Jesus – and he's under-center so grab a seat.
1st is to decide what we want to call the shirts. most of the members seem to want them called "husker man laws" - but personally I think thats a little played - and if it isnt now, it will be soon - which means the shirts become dated. in addition I think it kinda ostracizes another gender. So my proposal is "Husker Gameday Laws". Thoughts?
With that in mind, I've taken some of the laws members came up with, revised them a bit and added some of my own. I didnt have time to sift thru the oringal thread, so if there are some that should be considered, or others you come up with - please let me know.
Some of them are kinda redundant, so please look thru them and provide your top 10. Also feel free to provide suggestions for revising to make them more succinct etc. They need to be as short as possible to fit on the shirt.
Husker Gameday Laws
1. T.O. stands for Tom 'freakin' Osborne. (could eliminate 'freakin')
2. Even Emo doesn't bleed red – it bleeds Husker Scarlet. (could just say "people dont bleed red".. some may not know what Emo means)
3. It's called THE SEA OF RED. You're not original, just a dork.
4. Yell early. Yell often. Yell like hell!!! This ain't Love Library. Mary.
4b. Sacrifice your voice for THE TEAM! You don't really want to talk to your co-workers next week anyway right?
5. Know the Fight Song. Respect the Fight Song. SING THE FIGHT SONG!
6. The Fight Song shall only be performed through interpretive dance after the game.
7. If you can still sing the fight song after the game, you did not do #4 enough!!
8. Doing the wave is not cool. Seriously. Stop it.
9. I will put you on my shoulders before I sit down. Then I'll buy you a balloon.
10. If you have the right to ask me to sit down, I will ask you to stand up.
11. When the Tunnel Walk begins, you must go Hale-Bop crazy until it's over, or the comet arrives – whichever comes first.
12. “Throwin your bones” is not only legal, it's required on Saturdays.
13. 1995 = most dominant team. EVER.
14. 62-24 = Biggest Beat Down. EVER.
15. Chuck Norris is now simply known as “N”, b/c it's such a dominant letter.
16. Fall + Saturday = Nebraska Football
17. Weddings + Saturday = Friendship Divorces
18. “Good Losses” do not exist. If you believe otherwise - “you can go to
K-State”.
19. “Leaving early” is for people who are fans of our fans.
20. If you're early to the game, you're right on time. If you're on time, you're already late. If you're late, “you can go to K-state”.
21. If you're leaving early to “beat traffic”, do us a favor and leave now for the next game too.
22. There are only 2 reasons to ever leave early – you're on your way to the next Husker game, or the birth of Baby Jesus – and he's under-center so grab a seat.
