2016 Meltdown

[Michiganball]

Sparty had some of the best one's

I think we can all relate to this one

"The true definition of targeting is like the meaning of life: either it’s unknowable, or it’s whatever you want it to be."

This one is pure football Armageddon

"I don't even care. I hope everyone dies. Lincoln, Einstein, Gandhi. They can all f'ing die. I'm going to North Korea."

Armageddon part deux

"f#*k LITERALLY EVERYTHING ON PLANET EARTH AND THE ENTIRE SOLAR SYSTEM"

On a personal note, I'm very down with this one

"At least we lost to the best team in Indiana, suck it Irish."

And finally...

"Did those refs at least buy Gerald Holmes dinner before they f'd him? No because that would be an NCAA rules violation."

Off topic, but is it just me or is #82 not set in your signature gif?

Close call. He's butt moves a sec before the snap but he seems ok.

#82 never seems to be set (motionless) for a full second. That's the rule as I understand it.

I've watched a lot of tempo offenses (not UM) fail to get set before the snap and it's hardly ever called. Just a pet peeve of mine.

If there is a shift, yea it's supposed to be minimum one second hold before the ball is snapped. this is a rough gif, might take a look on youtube from another angle, or I might not and let someone else do it, it's quite late heh.

 

[RedDenver]

Sparty had some of the best one's

I think we can all relate to this one

"The true definition of targeting is like the meaning of life: either it’s unknowable, or it’s whatever you want it to be."

This one is pure football Armageddon

"I don't even care. I hope everyone dies. Lincoln, Einstein, Gandhi. They can all f'ing die. I'm going to North Korea."

Armageddon part deux

"f#*k LITERALLY EVERYTHING ON PLANET EARTH AND THE ENTIRE SOLAR SYSTEM"

On a personal note, I'm very down with this one

"At least we lost to the best team in Indiana, suck it Irish."

And finally...

"Did those refs at least buy Gerald Holmes dinner before they f'd him? No because that would be an NCAA rules violation."

Off topic, but is it just me or is #82 not set in your signature gif?

Close call. He's butt moves a sec before the snap but he seems ok.

#82 never seems to be set (motionless) for a full second. That's the rule as I understand it.

I've watched a lot of tempo offenses (not UM) fail to get set before the snap and it's hardly ever called. Just a pet peeve of mine.

If there is a shift, yea it's supposed to be minimum one second hold before the ball is snapped. this is a rough gif, might take a look on youtube from another angle, or I might not and let someone else do it, it's quite late heh.

It's not that big a deal. Just noticed it because it's playing in a loop. <done with derailing thread>

 

[2ndNnine]

the motion call is less obvious than the blatant holding.

 

[HuskerNBigD]

Was sad to see that week 6 hadn't been posted yet. Found it out on the interwebs

http://www.rollbamaroll.com/2016/10/11/13230556/nsfw-it-s-meltdown-time-week-6-texas-longhorns-lsu-tigers-hurricane-arkansas-razorbacks-tennessee

Top quote comes from the Tennessee - A&M thread:

My father in law's name is Gary. He is a Notre Dame fan. He talked sh#t from 3pm til half an hour ago. How you gonna lose to Duke two weeks ago and talk sh#t about my team. I'm gonna go f#*k your daughter, Gary.

 

[HuskerNBigD]

Week 7

http://www.rollbamaroll.com/2016/10/18/13306922/nsfw-it-s-meltdown-time-week-7-tennessee-texas-tech-michigan-state-georgia-bulldogs-sad

"Where exactly do you drop anchor in Nashville, TN?"

 

[Mierin]

Week 7

http://www.rollbamaroll.com/2016/10/18/13306922/nsfw-it-s-meltdown-time-week-7-tennessee-texas-tech-michigan-state-georgia-bulldogs-sad

"Where exactly do you drop anchor in Nashville, TN?"

From MSU:

Wow first time in 21 years that we've allowed 50+ points. THAT'S how we're doing this season

If that's true it was probably Nebraska who did it. I know we scored 55 or 56 points on them when we visited Lansing in '95 or '96.

 

[HuskerNBigD]

Week 7

http://www.rollbamaroll.com/2016/10/18/13306922/nsfw-it-s-meltdown-time-week-7-tennessee-texas-tech-michigan-state-georgia-bulldogs-sad

"Where exactly do you drop anchor in Nashville, TN?"

From MSU:

Wow first time in 21 years that we've allowed 50+ points. THAT'S how we're doing this season

If that's true it was probably Nebraska who did it. I know we scored 55 or 56 points on them when we visited Lansing in '95 or '96.

Some of the MSU quotes were really entertaining, in a sad and relatable way. Not necessarily relatable this year, but definitely in prior years.

 

[Mierin]

Week 7

http://www.rollbamaroll.com/2016/10/18/13306922/nsfw-it-s-meltdown-time-week-7-tennessee-texas-tech-michigan-state-georgia-bulldogs-sad

"Where exactly do you drop anchor in Nashville, TN?"

From MSU:

Wow first time in 21 years that we've allowed 50+ points. THAT'S how we're doing this season

If that's true it was probably Nebraska who did it. I know we scored 55 or 56 points on them when we visited Lansing in '95 or '96.

Some of the MSU quotes were really entertaining, in a sad and relatable way. Not necessarily relatable this year, but definitely in prior years.

I'm guessing we'll be on this in a week or 2