2019 Starting Lineup Campaigning Thread

One time during high school practice, a guy one year older than me who played linebacker but always struck me as too skinny for the position was involved in a collision so jarring he crapped his pants and had to leave practice.

That guy wasn't me.

Vote for me and I can promise you you'll have a backer that won't crap all over themselves.

 
Clifford Franklin said:
One time during high school practice, a guy one year older than me who played linebacker but always struck me as too skinny for the position was involved in a collision so jarring he crapped his pants and had to leave practice.

That guy wasn't me.

Vote for me and I can promise you you'll have a backer that won't crap all over themselves.
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I however, will NOT make a promise not to crap all over myself, because I don't believe in making campaign promises that I can't keep.

 
Ulty said:
I however, will NOT make a promise not to crap all over myself, because I don't believe in making campaign promises that I can't keep.
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Gotta respect that honesty, Ulty.

My butt and I are all about bold promises.

I just realized this one gives new meaning to the phrase "Don't write checks your butt can't cash."

 
Ok guys. I would like a spot on the offensive line this year. I feel like I contribute a lot to this board, and I really have a blast on here with you guys. I have been so close so many times this year to getting a spot, so I believe now is my time to get elected to the Offensive Line.

 
Ok so admittedly I haven't been paying enough attention to these elections because I didn't know what they were, but reading up this is a really cool idea. Thanks a lot for the nomination!

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Can people you'd like to be nominated give a shout out? There's lots of good posters out there, but I'm having trouble remembering everyone's name.

 
RedDenver said:
Can people you'd like to be nominated give a shout out? There's lots of good posters out there, but I'm having trouble remembering everyone's name.
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Here's a list of the remaining people in the top 50 rep rankings, with the people who have already been selected, or retired, or are Admins/Mods, removed:

commando
QMany
lo country
Stumpy1
huKSer
hskrfan4life
Dewiz
Huskers93-97
HuskerNation1
gobiggergoredder
C N Red
skersfan
Atbone95
MichiganDad3
Grandpasknee
Toe
swmohusker
BoNeyard

 
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