90,000 May Be a Thing of the Past

Being able to sit in my assigned seat without having to turn sideways half the game and man titty hump the people next me would make me want to attend games a hell of a lot more. Seriously, worst part of games is the crowded rows that don't need to be crowded.
Agreed.........but what the heck is "man titty hump"? Not sure but it sounds interesting.
It's like when you are general admission at a concert trying to get to the front. And the crowd behind you starts pushing forward, and suddenly you are pushing your chest all up on the dude in front of you. If you're lucky there is a gal behind you.
Or in front
 
I remember a LA beat writer making a joke about this during the Callahan days when we played USC. Something like one fat chick sits down at one end of the bench and knocks one off the other end or something like that. A lot of Husker Fans got butt hurt, I thought it was funny. Now it's true.

 
This is one main reason why I set up in the new 600 section because those seats are a lot wider and doesn't hurt that you have a back rest and easy access to the restrooms and concessions.

Don't miss the days where I'm sitting half on my seat cause the fan sitting next to me takes up two seats. Gets worse during the colder games when you're layered with clothes and got a heavy coat on

 
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