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A User's Guide to Boob Terminology
There are thousands of different words for boobs, but how do you know what term is appropriate for the situation you're in? Luckily, we've spent a lot of time talking about boobs, and we've created a handy User's Guide to Boob Terminology to help you figure out what boob term to use in a given situation.
Breasts
What It Refers To: The superior ventral surface (the upper-torso) of the human body. Usually, the term refers to this area on the female body, while "chest" is more commonly used to describe the upper-torso of male bodies, unless it's a fat a$$ dude with man-boobs.
When It's Used: In medical or technical conversations, or on television when, for some reason, they feel like they can't just say "boobs".
Proper Usage: "Ma'am, I'm afraid you have breast cancer."
Improper Usage: "Hey, drunk chicks, show us your breasts!"
Bosom
What It Refers To: In reference to the boobs of your mom, grandma, a diety, or any woman who you would never sexualize in a million billion years.
When It's Used: In The Bible, or in reference to where a baby is sleeping.
Proper Usage: "...And lo, Mary held the child Jesus unto her bosom."
Improper Usage: "That stripper was rubbing her bosom all over my face!"
Boobs or Boobies
What It Refers To: Boobs that are covered by clothing with no indication of nipple, as in the image above. Because of the lack of nipple visibility, "Boob" is often used in a more playful tone, rather than a sexual tone.
When It's Used: In everyday conversation between males and females alike. Due to its casual, non-threatening overtones, "Boobs" is considered a relatively non-sexual term, and is therefore acceptable for conversational use, making "Boobs" the most popular term for boobs.
Proper Usage: "Hey, boss! Your boobs look pretty good in that sweater."
Improper Usage: "Hey, wife! I'm gonna boobie-f*ck you tonight."
Tits or Titties
What It Refers To: Boobs that are uncovered by clothing, or covered by clothing but with clear evidence of nipples beneath the clothing, thereby justifying the term's more overt sexual tone.
When It's Used: When two men are discussing boobs in a sexual way.
Proper Usage: "Hey, drunk chicks, show us your tits!"
Improper Usage: "Ma'am, I'm afraid you have titty cancer."
Buzongas or Guzongas
What It Refers To: Boobs that are cartoonishly large, or the large boobs of an actual cartoon, like Jessica Rabbit.
When It's Used: Usually in a conversation with other dudes, delivered in a manner of joking or comical disbelief. Most other ridiculous boob terms fall into this category as well (i.e.- knockers, chesticles, cans, hooters, funbags, dairy pillows, baby feeders, boulders, devil's dumplings, flapdoodles, goombas, honkers, jugs, melons, milk bombs, num-nums, wopbopaloobops, sweater cows, etc.).
Proper Usage: "Did you see that chick smash the beer can with her guzongas?"
Improper Usage: ""...And lo, Mary held the child Jesus unto her guzongas."
There are thousands of different words for boobs, but how do you know what term is appropriate for the situation you're in? Luckily, we've spent a lot of time talking about boobs, and we've created a handy User's Guide to Boob Terminology to help you figure out what boob term to use in a given situation.
Breasts
What It Refers To: The superior ventral surface (the upper-torso) of the human body. Usually, the term refers to this area on the female body, while "chest" is more commonly used to describe the upper-torso of male bodies, unless it's a fat a$$ dude with man-boobs.
When It's Used: In medical or technical conversations, or on television when, for some reason, they feel like they can't just say "boobs".
Proper Usage: "Ma'am, I'm afraid you have breast cancer."
Improper Usage: "Hey, drunk chicks, show us your breasts!"
Bosom
What It Refers To: In reference to the boobs of your mom, grandma, a diety, or any woman who you would never sexualize in a million billion years.
When It's Used: In The Bible, or in reference to where a baby is sleeping.
Proper Usage: "...And lo, Mary held the child Jesus unto her bosom."
Improper Usage: "That stripper was rubbing her bosom all over my face!"
Boobs or Boobies
What It Refers To: Boobs that are covered by clothing with no indication of nipple, as in the image above. Because of the lack of nipple visibility, "Boob" is often used in a more playful tone, rather than a sexual tone.
When It's Used: In everyday conversation between males and females alike. Due to its casual, non-threatening overtones, "Boobs" is considered a relatively non-sexual term, and is therefore acceptable for conversational use, making "Boobs" the most popular term for boobs.
Proper Usage: "Hey, boss! Your boobs look pretty good in that sweater."
Improper Usage: "Hey, wife! I'm gonna boobie-f*ck you tonight."
Tits or Titties
What It Refers To: Boobs that are uncovered by clothing, or covered by clothing but with clear evidence of nipples beneath the clothing, thereby justifying the term's more overt sexual tone.
When It's Used: When two men are discussing boobs in a sexual way.
Proper Usage: "Hey, drunk chicks, show us your tits!"
Improper Usage: "Ma'am, I'm afraid you have titty cancer."
Buzongas or Guzongas
What It Refers To: Boobs that are cartoonishly large, or the large boobs of an actual cartoon, like Jessica Rabbit.
When It's Used: Usually in a conversation with other dudes, delivered in a manner of joking or comical disbelief. Most other ridiculous boob terms fall into this category as well (i.e.- knockers, chesticles, cans, hooters, funbags, dairy pillows, baby feeders, boulders, devil's dumplings, flapdoodles, goombas, honkers, jugs, melons, milk bombs, num-nums, wopbopaloobops, sweater cows, etc.).
Proper Usage: "Did you see that chick smash the beer can with her guzongas?"
Improper Usage: ""...And lo, Mary held the child Jesus unto her guzongas."
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