Big Ten Primer for Big Red

[95huskers]

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I'm afraid Wisconsin is you, Nebraska, only with much better parties and more wins.

Dress code -- Now that Jim Tressel and The Vest are gone from Ohio State, there is no dress code. Your lunatic screamer of a head coach, Bo Pelini -- the man who could be an entire season of "What Not to Wear" -- is going to fit in nicely. Your fans aren't exactly ripped from the Armani catalog, either. Oy, that Sea of Red some of you wear: red socks, red overalls, red cowboy hats. Goes nice with your necks, though.

Yes, you're relatively nice people. You never swear. You're devoted fans. But you represent a real threat. You could win a few titles someday and they aren't going to like it.

Also, those games at Memorial Stadium with the freezing rain and the howling wind and nothing around for 100 miles to hide behind but corn stalks? They're not fun. Put it this way: You're going to have LOTS of visiting team tickets to re-sell.

 

[95huskers]

n.e. husker beat me to the punch..; MODS please either remove this thread or combine it with n.e.husker's thread

 

[knapplc]

Put here because it's a duplicate thread and there were no posts in it yet. Otherwise I would have merged it with the other thread.