OK football fans….How well do you know the teams?
The Big 12
--What does the average Texas A&M player get on his SATs....................Drool.
--What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?.............A full set of teeth.
--How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room?........Grease her hips and push.
--How do you get a Colorado graduate off your porch?...........Pay him for the pizza.
--Why do the Texas Tech cheerleaders wear bibs?...............To keep the tobacco off their uniforms.
--Why is the Baylor football team like a possum?........Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
--What are the longest three years of a Kansas State football player's life?.......His freshman year.
--How many OU freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?............None..........That's a sophomore course.
--Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco?.........Stillwater, Oklahoma. He knew that the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.
And finally...
-- Why did Texas choose orange as their team color? ................You can wear it to the
game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday and picking up the trash along the highways the rest of the week.
The Big 12
--What does the average Texas A&M player get on his SATs....................Drool.
--What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?.............A full set of teeth.
--How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room?........Grease her hips and push.
--How do you get a Colorado graduate off your porch?...........Pay him for the pizza.
--Why do the Texas Tech cheerleaders wear bibs?...............To keep the tobacco off their uniforms.
--Why is the Baylor football team like a possum?........Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
--What are the longest three years of a Kansas State football player's life?.......His freshman year.
--How many OU freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?............None..........That's a sophomore course.
--Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco?.........Stillwater, Oklahoma. He knew that the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.
And finally...
-- Why did Texas choose orange as their team color? ................You can wear it to the
game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday and picking up the trash along the highways the rest of the week.
