The Bolievers can pound sand. I used to be there. I didn't want a new HC. Thought we might have gotten one at the end of last year regardless. But I wanted new coordinators, Cotton buh bye, and gave Bo the benefit of the doubt. Then we retained everybody. Was skeptical of Beck, and was proven right. He effing blows goats as an OC and I'd dare anyone to try to argue otherwise. Good effing call Bo.
The way this season played out, I went from a Boliever to a firm get him the F outta here-er. So not all Bolievers are content with 9-4. I'd think most rational ones just switched sides.
Anyway, I'm so done with this arrogant, condescending, I'm so much smarter than you prick we have for a HC. I even let the audio tape go, seeing as it was so low rent for whatever douche released that to do so when he did, but. Bo doesn't appreciate us. He doesn't care about the fanbase. He tolerates us when he has to and largely ignores us whenever possible.
Hell, the Team Jack thing people love to tout wasn't even him. That was Rex's doing. Pray that young man is doing well, btw.
But I'm done giving this mediocracy-producing jacka$$ the benefit of the doubt. He can take his #9win dog and pony show to the ISUs or the Cinncinnatis of the world where no one will bat an eye when he gets rolled and/or embarrassed two to three times a year. Those places, nine wins IS good enough. ISU would kill for nine Ws.
But not here. No, we want more than that. We're tired of teams that have offenses that disappear for longer stretches of time than Amy Winehouse on a bender and defenses that invent new ways to get announcers to laugh at us on air or break some longstanding record of ineptitude. His teams struggle to execute FUNDAMENTALS consistently. As in, tackling, blocking, snapping the ball. Cooper vs. Gordon is all you need to know about how much we drill tackling. I've watched lots of film this year... Do you know how many times I've watched Jake Cotton get off the ball late and bump into the C or RG trying to pull? Too damn many. Yet we trot the same five out until they get injured.
Thanks for the memories, Bo. Now you and the rest of your PeeWee's Funhouse cronies can hit the road.
Ok. Rant over. Sorry for the strong language. But somewhere between another lost, mediocre season, Bo blaming our players after suckfests and then saying he points the thumb, and that smug asshat Cotton laughing about accomplishing 9 wins at NU (where it should be a FLOOR not a CEILING), it all just hit me exactly the wrong way.
