Bo to Washington

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Bo pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
Ah, good ol' Ferris Bueller.

Me too!
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I hear hes gonna hire Carl as DC and Tom Osborne as OC and Ryan Seacrest as Special Teams coach. Heard it straight from our town drunk who knows a guy.

 
Hold everything! This just in: Nick Saban to New Mexico state!

"I just feel its the best opportunity for me right now. I essentially dont even have to try at recruiting so it doesnt matter where I coach. After the Auburn loss the fans turned on me and said they cant have a guy who doesnt win a National Championship be the Bama coach. I have to agree with them. So now I will be the coach at NM state. Go aggies. Also, I like pink ponies."

Credit to the guy at McDonalds drive through foe the inside info.

 
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