Bump when under the influence, formerly Bump when drunk

[EZ-E]

Well f#*k. She's laying in bed asleep. I'm just sober enough to get home and avoid the cops and this awkward morning a$$-out hug deal. What do I do????? Leave? Or lay down with her???????

First, don't drink and drive. Second, if you are looking for a relationship with this girl, or just hoping to maintain a booty call regular, then lay down. Otherwise, leave.

You make a very good point. No broad is worth a DUI no matter how awkward the next morning is. I just replied go this as I was peeing and decided lay my drunk a$$ back down.

 

[MLB 51]

Well f#*k. She's laying in bed asleep. I'm just sober enough to get home and avoid the cops and this awkward morning a$$-out hug deal. What do I do????? Leave? Or lay down with her???????

First, don't drink and drive. Second, if you are looking for a relationship with this girl, or just hoping to maintain a booty call regular, then lay down. Otherwise, leave.

You make a very good point. No broad is worth a DUI no matter how awkward the next morning is. I just replied go this as I was peeing and decided lay my drunk a$$ back down.

To much info bro.

You made the right choice though. And like I said, you score points toward a regular booty call.

 

[EZ-E]

Well f#*k. She's laying in bed asleep. I'm just sober enough to get home and avoid the cops and this awkward morning a$$-out hug deal. What do I do????? Leave? Or lay down with her???????

First, don't drink and drive. Second, if you are looking for a relationship with this girl, or just hoping to maintain a booty call regular, then lay down. Otherwise, leave.

You make a very good point. No broad is worth a DUI no matter how awkward the next morning is. I just replied go this as I was peeing and decided lay my drunk a$$ back down.

To much info bro.

You made the right choice though. And like I said, you score points toward a regular booty call.

Drinking cheap whiskey after a concert a girls house is just not a grand idea. Especially this one. But once again, alcohol and fast women. They will be the death of me.

 

[MLB 51]

Well f#*k. She's laying in bed asleep. I'm just sober enough to get home and avoid the cops and this awkward morning a$$-out hug deal. What do I do????? Leave? Or lay down with her???????

First, don't drink and drive. Second, if you are looking for a relationship with this girl, or just hoping to maintain a booty call regular, then lay down. Otherwise, leave.

You make a very good point. No broad is worth a DUI no matter how awkward the next morning is. I just replied go this as I was peeing and decided lay my drunk a$$ back down.

To much info bro.

You made the right choice though. And like I said, you score points toward a regular booty call.

Drinking cheap whiskey after a concert a girls house is just not a grand idea. Especially this one. But once again, alcohol and fast women. They will be the death of me.

A fine death it will be.

 

[EZ-E]

Well f#*k. She's laying in bed asleep. I'm just sober enough to get home and avoid the cops and this awkward morning a$$-out hug deal. What do I do????? Leave? Or lay down with her???????

First, don't drink and drive. Second, if you are looking for a relationship with this girl, or just hoping to maintain a booty call regular, then lay down. Otherwise, leave.

You make a very good point. No broad is worth a DUI no matter how awkward the next morning is. I just replied go this as I was peeing and decided lay my drunk a$$ back down.

To much info bro.

You made the right choice though. And like I said, you score points toward a regular booty call.

Drinking cheap whiskey after a concert a girls house is just not a grand idea. Especially this one. But once again, alcohol and fast women. They will be the death of me.

A fine death it will be.

Answered my own question. What I was about to say is weird.

 

[NUance]

I like that little sound the cork makes when you pull it out. Maybe that's why I pull that cork so often.

 

[HUSKER 37]

Dayng Bud Lite...Just drank 8 and all I got is this headache

 

[T_O_Bull]

Working on it.

 

[True2tRA]

Working on it.

Cheers man! I'm gettin' lubed up for the Denver game!

 

[T_O_Bull]

Gotcha brudder!

 

[EZ-E]

Long story. Was stranded at the house all weekend and ate only Mac and Cheese and Cereal. Just smashed some wings at DJs Dugout and about four Boulevards. Back to the house.

 

[T_O_Bull]

There and what's the F'n matter with me.

 

[MLB 51]

Earlier than usual BUMP.

 

[RedRedJarvisRedwine]

Earlier than usual BUMP.

lightweight

 

[EZ-E]

Bump.