Bump when under the influence, formerly Bump when drunk

tschu said:
You've been drinking for "a few hours?" I just got off work!
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Worked last night. Slept about 3 hours. Started drinking around 6. had to do the Birthday stuff with the kids. And the B-day diner with the wife. She grilled a steak for me.

 
Word life, son! Where's the mofuckin Zima?

I meant semen. Err, meant peelin? Like, that awful fifth of Chernobyl brand vodka some idiot bought that seems to be the only garbage left around this goddamn travesty of a an early evening? It peels paint, lacerates my organs, and gives daddy what he needs. The Peelin'. And: The anger fuel I need to complete my project in the garage.

What project? Secret. Super secret. It involves rolling my own cigarette, but the magic trick is that I have no tobacco, and I don't know how to roll things. (I believe I've found an acceptable alternative.)

So, mutation liquor should help shore this thing up. It's running at least as effectively as your average Pentagon project.

 
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